Or I’m pregnant

Every 2-5 weeks I get an overwhelming urge to buy a kindle (I already own 3 highly functional e-readers)

An impossible image for Trump to reproduce.

“Think of the children” is tainted by so much disingenuous conservatism, but my barren loins are **genuinely** warmed seeing a powerful person serve the next generation.

In my regular Fire Island house visitors are exclusively received via the back door.

Annual flu vaccine no longer required for U.S. military, Hegseth says The move alarmed some public health experts, who warned that it would weaken troop readiness.

NOT SO FUN FACT—half of all U.S. war casualties during WWI were due to influenza. Today—Trump’s War Secretary remove the flu vaccine requirement for all U.S. military. Plus, bragging about this to all enemies is just absolute idiocy. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

So the new Stonewall chair is a piece of shit. Interesting.

She’s also on The Guardian podcast highlighting the good JK Rowling has done for the world.

The Pitt: The Video Game YouTube video by Hotel Art Thief

This is great.

A header image from a Yoga studio website. The word classes is superimposed over an image of several people doing downward dog, and in the corner of the room, a band of five players. Saxophone. Cello. Violin. And two on Percussion.

Facebook reminding me of this nightmare Mos Eisley inspired yoga studio website.

Channeling a ‘no loads refused’ energy (having a second bowl of ice cream after dinner).

Isn’t this Charli XCX?

Looking 🔥

The giant suit trend can look cool. Relaxed and effortless. But some of y’all look like Tom Hanks at the end of Big when he turned into a kid again.

https://www.theonion.info/

I slut shame my friends for not being slutty enough.

Workout was a blur

Torn between wanting him dead this second and also to live long enough to suffer.

🤮

There is a guy at the gym with the most PERFECT body (including a huge bubble butt). His form is great, the weight is heavy, his routine is varied and functional. Even doing warmups and stretches.

The body of my dreams requires me to lock in more. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time

Who at Apple Maps decided this was the right placement for the warning sign?

Including the public transport element.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Letting boomers count their steps was a really big day for them.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

Tico Tico by Shooby Taylor on Apple Music Song · 2017 · Duration 2:00

Play this on the highest quality speaker you can find.

Argentina World Cup Anthem by GOAT Hits on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 2:57

Are you all aware how hard the Argentina World Cup 2026 anthem goes?

I need to wear my Casios more.