most people understand that if you came across a clone of yourself there would have to be a fight to the death. now imagine your clone also started a podcast. when you look at it that way, they’re both showing considerable restraint
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Well I should hope so
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
Brb bragging that my son doesn’t understand the concept of restaurant
Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
me *having a stroke*: so if I pay full price for the CT is there a discount on the MRI? can I package those together with the tPA? and what about financing options
"why does my kid stop dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing" the man can't even memorize a coherent script to sell his product
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
Cheney dead Mamdani mayor Cuomo L
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
I’m so sorry Marie ❤️ thinking of you
Me doing a lot of research and going out of my way to go to nice bakeries in Europe despite never going to bakeries in the US: “The pastries are so much better in Europe“
u know this bitch is so proud he can grow a beard
*im* not saying it’s fine, im just saying *he* said it was fine. this is like the one shooting we don’t have to make a big deal about because the guy who got shot said it’s ok for that to happen sometimes!!
i can’t believe the guy who said it was fine to get shot got shot and were still talking about it. He said it Was fine!!
Idea: there should be “hot cubes” to heat up drinks like ice cubes cool down drinks
I got to be on my good friend @libbycwatson.com’s great podcast about the UK, What’s All This Then. We talk about the sport of Wife Carrying and listen to a song by Henry VIII that goes quite hard t.co/oWU2s2oGjk
new episode about Henry VIII with @danacbell.bsky.social, on the free feed and without ads on the patreon AND? VIDEO? on the patreon too www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...
It’s always fastest this and fastest that. Tell me when it’s three brothers who had the nicest time doing an unsupported row across the pacific, then I’ll care
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
Today is extra tragic because Gerry Connolly was the only guy who had the juice to become the Joe Rogan of the left
Winston Churchill rocking big bud press
I haaaate when the president opens the throttle on blowing through apparent limits. That is like my least favorite thing, government-wise
it must feel sooooo good to know your party's extension
