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Give in. You know you want to.

There are going to be so many Nurembergs

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

This this this

I hope them getting out doesn't get them off

Spend time with his family 🤔

Haha that's it!

It's baffling

But what's up with 4% of democrats? Maybe are they joking?

I'm so tired

Ha yep can confirm

honestly it’s hilarious that he’s trying to fight the pope and the pope is like “I don’t think about you at all”

Nearly 400 members of our military are wounded and there hasn’t been a single public hearing on the war in Iran.

Unacceptable.

He does everything 💯 badly, so maybe he's projecting again

This is kind of fun. And disturbing.

Glad to see the Target Boycott is trending. We’re urging our members, & our communities to shop local, not Target for Back to School. Target has not supported Minnesota,the place they got their start, so we are shopping elsewhere
www.aft.org/resolution/a... @shanembailey.com @aaronblack.bsky.social

System of kill is that a thing?

Well sure when you put it that way

Canadians Visiting U.S. By Car Down 35% In 2 Years Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

I hope and pray for you Hungary. Get that fucker out.

Subconsciously they must realize that's where they are. Psychopath manipulates others into doing his murder and mayhem for him.

(I skipped to the end of "England in 1819")

Revolution

Aww they looked so cute having a cigarette and coffee on their unpaid 10 minute lunch break

💯 propaganda
And bullshit

🚨"Anything that he promised you—have you gotten it? Where’s ‘no wars’? Where’s ‘America First’?" a protester asks Trump supporters outside the ICE Detention Center near Chicago during "National F* ICE Day."