Nobody EVER pronounces my last name correctly. I think it’s happened twice in my 32 years on earth

lol came here to say the same thing

When I heard on Rs & Bs that Starkville is back, I was SO excited. Hope @theathletic.com brings back The Roundtable next!

Someone please tell me if Leiter is worth continuing to roster in dynasty, or if I should just try to flip him for something. He’s so frustrating to watch

*blep*

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

a baseball player wearing a red a hat ALT: a baseball player wearing a red a hat

Yes, and

Queen

Ah, is this what had Noted Asshole Matt Walsh begging the question?

Headline. How $7 Doritos helped cost Pepsi over $1 Billion. A single price hike pushed loyal snack fans to Walmart generics, forced Pepsi into rare price cuts, and shook its Frito-Lay empire. By Bernadette Giacomazzo. April 9, 2026.

So the minimum wage is still only $7.25

Imagine working for an hour and being handed a bag of Doritos and a quarter.

Iykyk

I’m ’bout to take you to Tuscany

“Sweets”

there's never not been dancing in baseball; you're thinking of crying

Cubs waste an absolute gem from Shota

Shota goes 6 no-hit innings just for the bullpen to come in and blow it up. Gross.

I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

I can feel myself choking on those tortilla pieces lmao

That is, indeed, an upside down 2

Who can Jed trade to save Sandy Alcantara from Miami

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Kane Gang

Bust out, Mo!! Slump breaker seeing-eye single

Yeah I was Kerry Wood and you were battin’ Adam Dunn (you were born in Ohio I think you still have some family there)

Tight rope Assad SHEESH

Ceasefire agreed upon. NOW REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE.

What do you do after waking up to the president dropping thinly veiled threats of nuclear annihilation???

YOUR JOB! Get back to work!!!

Great look for Jesus Christ!

This was PEAK NBA

Announce Giolito to the Cubs