Oh wow I just like don’t know any Justin Bieber songs

Wow was NOT expecting the Laguna Beach Reunion to be so cathartic for me.

I need male validation stat

a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the caption i love la we love it ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the caption i love la we love it

Just saw a human man taking a shit on a tree.

Calling Coachella the “influencer Olympics” makes me sick to my stomach.

Omg they have marionettes who are doing marionettes who are also doing marionettes

Marionettes doing Ben Platt’s version of Diet Pepsi at Coachella was for sure not on the bingo card

Made Ryan Seacrest laugh today.

When the layoffs start rolling out

Buffalo Wild Wings has been awfullyyyy quiet today

Listen I’ll go to the moon when it gets gentrified. Call me when there’s a Le Labo.

When your family runs out of name ideas:

Cursed ad

I’m only half joking 🙃

Will Doxy cure my infected ear piercing?

feelin like a beefy boi

lol forgot I briefly had an alt on here

Damn imagine the insufferable discourse that would have occurred if Mulan came out in 2026

All I can think about watching the premier of top chef this week. iykyk.

body sort of tea after training today

Wait so why was Jake Shane with Rob to get Maura’s Birkin?

Two arms. Three legs.

My ass looks huge in my work slacks 😌

hello?

What?

Ricky Martin’s facelift is the Super Bowl champion.

Making some progress 💪

💔

I’m literally waiting in the wings for a stranger to ask me to explain the plot of Emily In Paris.

I fucking love Emily in Paris. What do you mean Mindy is going to be in a rat themed animated version of Moulin Rouge called Moulin Rat??