4/20 and all the dispensaries in “downtown” Bozeman closed at 8pm 😩

The place also didn’t have sea bass despite what it said on the website and I ended up having disappointing flank steak.

Ok one was German, like FROM Germany and another was a very light skinned Latina, but the rest were like corn fed Midwestern white women. And they yelled at me for saying I was old at 44. 🤯🤯🤯

WHITE WOMEN! 🤯

Please know that the universe humbled by silly ass bc I learned that some of these women were in their 50s or close to 50 and they all looked younger than me. 😵

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I’m out at a work dinner with a bunch of cool moms. Literally the only reason I dragged myself to this is bc there’s sea bass on the menu

Do you think they even have pad thai here?

Mine? Like a weird chemical mine? Bc it’s a weird chemical smell

It smells weird here

God what the fuck am I doing in Montana

Apparently I’m many seasons behind on Curb. Catching up on season 9 on the plane now. Salman Rushdie wanting Hugh Jackman to play him 😂😂😂😂

Roman champ again? I might have to tune back in 😂 Probably not. Tell me when Bloodline Cinema is back

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With TSA pre-check I walked right up to the agent this morning, no line. Meanwhile, this is the most early/on-time I’ve ever been for a flight & I HATE it. I much prefer barely making it. 😂 Considering how much I’ve traveled, I can count the amount of times I’ve missed a flight on one hand

I can’t keep up with what’s trendy with jeans these days, especially the ultra wide leg jeans. I don’t need more reasons for my mom to think I’m a lesbian

I’m going to Bozeman tomorrow for work with the lady with the crazy eyes

Curious how the Montana seed sizes up to California and Michigan.

Michigan weed >>>>>>>>

IYKYK.

Hell yeah, happy birthday!

This is the first time since 2014 I won’t be watching Wrestlemania.

Dillinger got some updated shots today. We don’t know his birthday but the vet said he’s likely closer to 15 than 14. And here I thought he was a young 14. Barely 14. But he’s actually closer to 15. Sheesh. 🥺

Vampiro, 58 vs PCO, 58 vs Big Vito, 61 is the biggest draw of WrestleMania weekend and some of these fools and clods want the olds to retire to make way for some 33 year old kid? get a clue, jack.

I haven’t lived there in a while but my cousins still do and I go where they take me 😂

P’noy K’bob 😂 is the real name of the place

I don’t know how to pack for this trip. I’ll be there Monday afternoon to Thursday morning. I mean, I know how I would dress, but this is a work trip, with a bunch of women

Really good, most authentic I’ve had in the Midwest outside of Chicago. Filipino BBQ sticks and pancit 🤌

it honestly rules that no one is running the fbi right now. beats the alternative

Looks like expert level technique to me

So I LOVE telling people that Dallas has some of the best Vietnamese food in the country bc it’s true. And oh man, RIP to your Chinese place indeed. Where all the employees go after hours has to be legit!

I think you’re 💯correct. All the places I’ve tried here in Ohio have definitely tried to cater to non-Filipino palates and every dish has been bastardized in some way. It’s disappointing on so many levels.

Why is the best, most authentic Filipino food that I’ve ever found in the Midwest (outside of Chicago) in fucking Shelbyville, Indiana?