These two teams stress me out when they play each other.

Dear NBA,

I KNOW it is all about the money and you don’t care about our convenience, but this having to use 3 different streaming services to watch playoff games each night is, (and I say this with all the love I can for the game,) complete horseshit.

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😂 WTF

Victor Wembanyama is a problem.

What in the fuck Wemby?

Can't wait for game 3 in Portland where the Blazers will be giving out thrifted flannels

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Just like we all predicted in the preseason and then never had another conversation about them until now: the Orlando Magic are dangerous

We're one more blowout away from a "What's wrong with the NBA?" column that ignores the whole history of the league, which suggests there are almost always closer to eight serious teams than 16.

we're going to win

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

66 sure seems like a good number of games in a season.

The power of Luka Garza

Celtics fans chanting "We want Boston" 😂

Just two Epstein buddies enjoying the game together @bowulf.bsky.social

(1/2) How important is it to win Game 1 of a first-round NBA playoff series? Since 2003, when the league shifted to a best-of-7 format, teams that won Game 1 of a first-round series won the series 76.1% of the time (140 wins in 184 completed series).

Sources: @nba.com and @theathletic.com

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Wrestlemania stuff on sportscenter is lame.

Give me Young and the Restless highlights

Hooping

Add me to the list of LeBron appreciators.

Going from wondering if Luke Kennard would want to shoot the ball to the Lakers losing Luka/Reaves and Kennard saying "it's time to cook" is a wild experience.

An extra benefit of the Mitch hacking for the Hawks: It messed with the Knicks' rotations. Now, they begin the fourth quarter without Brunson or Towns on the court.