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Bob Iger is a fascist sympathizer.

I’ve seen enough after school specials to know that’s now how bullies work.

All women? Or just Kirstin Chenoweth?

Hot take: this announcement is meant to distract from the Kimmel news.

Was wondering if this was ATP inspired.

The Executive branch thinks the checks and balances of the Judicial system amount to a Constitutional crisis?

I think the Constitutional crisis is coming from inside the (White) House.

Heavy is the book that has the words.

Is there a temporary kiosk where I can pay an arm and a leg for various sugar cubes?

New term for shitty software updates:

Halfway through though… So now… That’s just up there.

World map showing reported UFO sightings (1906 - 2014) Hawaii, mainland US and England fully illuminated. a course sprinkling of other, tiny lights in predominantly English speaking areas.

This is why I still laugh at the feverish insistence that our subjugation by alien forces is imminent.

Is that the Durham Museum? I just saw a video of that tree being dragged into the building by a pickup truck. So cool!

I grew up in Henderson and I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t know that orchestra existed. Amazing logo.

The flavor profile isn’t my favorite. But the overall experience of buying one and smacking it to break it is amazing.

That model was sick.

The only question I have... Was it EPCOZ Center, or Epcoz?

The @retrowdw.bsky.social Fort Wilderness holiday ornament is very fun! And I just thought I was helping out the Bowers family.

This is my favorite part about good sci-fi. Don’t just plop me into a world. Teach me about it. Make it real.

Or have things been through them…?

BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination

I am getting a truckload of scam money requests on PayPal today. Addressed to some random onmicrosoft.com email.

Oh hey... Maybe @microsoft.com can look into that? They're on this app now, right?

Two holiday inflatables are deflated on the ground. Mickey Mouse is face down on the ground and Minnie Mouse is face up next to him.

Looks like they got to the CEO of Disney and his wife…

That video gives the jeebies.

What an exciting challenge!

I want somebody to make an advent calendar advent calendar.

Every day for 24 days I open a box with 24 boxes in it.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but I’m already made about it.

Still haven’t seen The Hobbit for this exact reason.

You have to give it a more manipulative name than that if you want politicians to sign up.

Oh shoot… How’s Mastodon going?

Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.

A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.

a white hat with the united healthcare logo and a cross hair with the the text we aim to please

naaaahh this goes crazy