Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Dude… this is #AnExcellentBnuuy

In spite of the massive problems the Internet enables, it also lets me talk about childhood snacks with my British friends while I sit in a bathtub in Shanghai. That’s pretty fucking cool.

Time for work and gardening!
Hugs

See a but post a butt!

I like to think I have a pretty good one. @zerotheletter.bsky.social and @jayjaybnnuy.bsky.social seem to be in agreement~

Kinda tired of this now 🫩

Age verification at the OS level is like asking the water company to test your sewage to see if you do drugs.

Oughhhh hitting the pillow when jet lagged is SO MINT

brb passing out for 16 goddamn hours I’ll check back later

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

#AnExcellentBnuuy

very fun ref sheet comm for
@vc-wolffe.bsky.social !
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#art #digitalart

AI slop. How many labels can be added to an image? And where's the joke?

This should be a no-brainer. For Christ's sake STOP Posting obvious AI-generated political cartoons! Bluesky is awash in this shit these days. There are tons of real live human political cartoonists here, posting terrific work. Repost those.

If you're unclear, here's how to spot AI slop:

My favorite game of all time is arguably The Beginners Guide and it takes maybe 5 hours to “play” through.

getting my head back into the game again with this
art done for @ktqtpi.bsky.social 🦊
who knew fens can be SO LARGE sometimes :3c
#cock_vore #macro #micro

One of these two cards are banned in the official ruleset.

Take your guess.

but GLHM, I might get an annoyed look from the barista or the people behind me might not think I’m a good personnnnnnnnnnnn and I don’t have an intrinsic sense of self so that means I’m evil if I don’t give in and tip 35%

Gonna just use this post as a PSA for your Monday: discord is absolutely not a secure place to talk about anything you don't want read out loud in front of a grand jury.

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HAPPY NEIL DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎹🐀

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

Fisher Price Brutalism youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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what if it all works out? ✨
#furryart

Let me preface what I'm about to say with a note: Revelation is a book written to a political minority, and this is all largely about Nero and the Roman empire. THAT SAID, the highlighted verses here do apply in a very funny way.

42 months is ~3.5 years.

(THIS IS SHITPOSTING - I'M NOT SERIOUS)

Netflix & chill with @matt-the-mutt.bsky.social, I don't think he's paying attention to the movie though :3c

🎨: @verysleepyart.bsky.social
#Paws #FootFetish #SizeSky #MacroMicro #Musky

The desire to somehow make this into a real stained glass window is INTENSE

frutiger dillon - Windows98 (lyric video) YouTube video by frutiger dillon

youtu.be/aYKZYJNfl7o?...

I wish I could listen to this on repeat while doing MDMA

The creator of said post then proceeds to quote and @ me for his several thousand followers, deciding that this action meant I was taking sides.

That’s the context. Carry on!

Since I don’t want to be vagueposting too much: The context is I saw a quoteskeet with a detached quote talking about the recent elections in Hungary, I took a screenshot of the detached quote so people can see what it was talking about, COVERED the name, and posted the screenshot for context.

I’m going to Shanghai for the rest of April, can y’all put the country on pause till I get back? Thanks 🙏

OK, so two things:
1. I purposely covered your account name because I didn’t want to brigade you, I was not making a stance one way or the other I was putting it there, purely for context.

2. You’re arguing with a furry porn account.

Thank God for the nuclear block