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Posts by The Unqualified Expert

With the single stroke of a pen earning the enmity of thousands of soldiers who famously can go months without real food or sleep, all to promote your girl-hating club?

Quite the power move.

I'm on the sidelines... but as a crusty old NCO I knew used to say:

"If you feel froggy, jump."

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Looking for page 2.

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New leadership chow policy:

The leadership doesn't get to eat until their subordinates eat policy is extended all the way up to Sec(G)War.

No chow until he gets the call. Every meal, every day.

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He's salty because he can't Grand Cross himself one.

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Two things...

1. Kegsbreath's name is on the door: by definition it's his fault.

2. The long slide in military chow has been going on for decades, in the same environment that didn't throw Kegsbreath back when he commissioned. A failed officer taking the fall for the system that produced him? IDK.

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You can pry my FM2 from my cold...

I mean, please? Damn thing is too valuable to take anywhere.

Closet full of thrift store K1000 for the win.

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Who are you more afraid of: the enemy, or your CSM?

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Uh, chinstrap?

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If not fren why fren shaped?

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Should probably toss the cordovan colored kiwi (scored some miscellaneous kiwi the other day).

I have no idea what color cordovan is, and if I owed cordovan colored shoes I probably used "brown" kiwi on them.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnt5...

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Everyone in MASH is dead, in purgatory, forced to relive an eternal winter war that lasts far longer than the war in which they died.

In the final episode they are released to heaven (or hell...).

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So the guy at the supermarket dishing me up some chow said I looked like a Jurassic World Scientist.

So we talked about dinosaurs for awhile.

Also... Professional scorecard: complete.

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Everyone knows Halberds are the killer app.

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Several unopened packs of Maxell audio cassettes at the thrift store today, cheap.

Withstood the temptation, or was is delusion?

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Share a gif from an animated film you love.

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Well, that passed me by.

Makes me tired to look at.

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Is there going to be a party?

I haven't gotten the invite... really dug the 200th (got to sing about hanging King George).

I have my tricorn ready and everything.

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I was doing training once and didn't have access to sick call, so I jwandered into an aid station and mentioned I was spitting up bloody phlegm.

They gave me numbing lozenges and sent me on my merry way.

My tonsils, which had been permanently enlarged since I was a kid... no longer enlarged.

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What, they can just lock the door when it's your turn at sick call?

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Unclear if he is going to hang out in the impact area or hit a club outside Camp Hovey.

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The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

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Road Runner is still in, pulling CQ.

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two finger brass knuckles

two finger brass knuckles

IDK, might want to look at ergonomics so that when she is in her 50s her knuckles don't resent the hours she spent training with them on the heavy bag.

Also:

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Exactly the correct end for the cosplay crusader.

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Take a hit off one of those radium "healthy ion" generators of the 1930s through the cig, seems like that would have you covered.

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You see those little landing gear folded up on the side?

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