Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced—
<wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear>
Apparently this is precedented
I thought you were calling us your hexing glass.
Or maybe you meant hexing class. Which sounds awesome.
A shot of Wrigley Field and a graphic reading “Happy Earth Day! Tonight is the Cubs’ 22,441st consecutive game played on Earth”
From tonight’s Cubs game.
People ask me if I ever want to go back into teaching. I tell them that I don’t know anyone who was teaching a decade ago who is happier now about the job than they were then. It’s all this.
i forgot the word murdered and accidentally yelled “help i’m being stabmaxxed”
We have a lot of projects implementing it (our company leadership has decided to be jump off the cliff all-in on it), but so far, I’ve been able to avoid anything but the mildest uses of it. I don’t know how long I can manage that. Some of the projects make me ill.
I use it only as much as I am absolutely required to and not one time more. I have no interest in it, and for the stuff they want me to use it for, I’m not convinced there’s an ethical use of it.
You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social
Not everyone gets to go through a sort of cool phase, so good on you. ;)
Yer a star!
Carter sacrificed a little lamb
Lose the M and ruin a book (or film)
Are You My Other?
Lose the M and ruin a book (or film in my case)
Dial _ for Murder
It’s like when I used to get in arguments at the movie theater. “A large popcorn is only 25 cents more.” “But I only want a medium.” “It’s such a good deal, you should get it!” “But I don’t want more popcorn…” and on and on.
A drawing of a lobster wearing a top hat.
“I am an extraordinarily brilliant person.”
My “I am an extraordinarily brilliant person” t-shirt is raising many questions that I, an extraordinarily brilliant person, believe should be addressed by my t-shirt. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Time to go shorn some grasslings.
“Are you sure? You might want to wash your car daily! Maybe thrice daily!”
I’m sorry.
THREAD:
for [eyeblack], here are five (5) domestic violence accusations against a former MLB star that league investigators allegedly reviewed before allowing him to play without any discipline. www.readeyeblack.com/p/your-life-...
Who would want to read a book no human has ever read?
I’m so sorry. I will hope for peace to come into your life soon.
Me saying what I want is freedom of speech. You saying what you want is disrespectful of my right not to hear anything I don't want to.
Women are too emotional, etc.
There are some people who you get the clear sense wish there was a good excuse to nuke someone.
Yeah, when I first heard this rumor, I waited to get confirmation from someone I trusted. When those people only wrote about him being kept out of the Sit Room and didn't mention the nukes part, I figured it was made up. Maybe we will hear differently, but this sounds to fever dreamy.
ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car.
Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month.
No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests.
@andrewhickey.500songs.com
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
I would much rather listen to Dire Straits (with my all-time favorite guitarist) than ever think about the Strait of Hormuz.
