The posterior of the Warframe "Ember" featured in the Ember Heirloom skin.

You could bounce a Granum Crown off of it

Modern PIXAR is the same as modern Simpsons. Elaboration not required.

It’s nice to know that when this fascist empire crumbles away beneath our feet, there will be a soft cushion of inflatable frog costumes and dildos to land on at the bottom.

Hot bitches will put “Suggestive🔞” in their bio, but won’t take the suggestion to shake some ass.

Dating apps suck. I’m finding a wife on 3DS Streetpass.

💃 Philly Cheese is not a hotdog. It’s just a sandwich that happens to come in a bun, but it still is not a sub. 🕺

The left lane is for passoids.

My money goes pretty far in this economy. It travels even further when my wife borrows the car.

I did not WATCH Majora’s Mask randomizers. I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.

Iron Man 1 was full of Burger King product placement. Real Steel was stocked with Dr.Pepper. I think there was a propaganda campaign trying to make everyone really cool.

If we were a real country, you’d be able to order a Baja Blast flavored Celsius with your 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒔.

British people with big cocks at Burger King: "I'm so hung, I could eat a horse."

The Legend of Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto’s childhood of playing Bungie classic - Marathon Infinity.

What kind of things would they do with each other…

We hold these Dr. Pepper truths to be Dr. Pepper evident.

You can do missions concurrently, but there’s no direct purpose for it besides mounting ship utilities. If the functionality is already there for going node to node, I think there should be multi-stage missions that utilize it.

Railjack: Chain missions (like sortie). Animal tags: Bounties focused around protecting animals (like undermind lab). Mining exclusive resources: Fix the nodes lol, and excavation style missions for things other than cryotic. The Arena: Add any rewards at all, or a way to spend the earned points. Archwing: More purpose inside of Railjack missions (the way a Railjack mission can transition to a normal defense/survival should also be used for existing Archwing mission types).

The less popular aspects of #Warframe and how I think they could be improved:

I was already cringe enough being a milk drinker fuck you Gubbermint

Recommend me literally any game to speedrun! I want to do more speedruns this year, but I have no idea what to play! #speedrun

I'm still making stuff on another website btw 👀

They call me Soft Shell, like the taco, or perhaps, the turtle.

Yo momma so short she got stomped by a goomba. Yo momma so fat she collapsed bowsers arena without touching the axe. Yo momma so stupid she asked which aisle she could buy delfino.

Tiny snowman

It cold

“Wow! I couldn’t have done better if I tried!” <— Looking at something I tried very hard on.

Is it a red flag to stream 10 hours of Warframe in a single day? Don’t care. Will continue to do it.

Hawkway tuah that thanger zone

Moving to the cunty, gonna eat a lot of penis

Called the pharmacy AGAIN for my 9 DAYS past due prescription, and they finally bothered to tell me “not only do we not have your shit, we have no plans of getting your shit.”

“Cock? A dude’ll do.”

- Gay Rooster.

Flea scientists telling stories like “I was working on the lab one night.”