Let's go again

Me waking up in a new part of Greece today

Your dads smarten up quite decently tbh

Made a bit of a splash for the hot tub debut

Oh people are gonna get so sick of me for the next two weeks 😂

a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt ALT: a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt

Time ✨

It is morning. End me.

Long day tbh

He's off to his grandparents; he'll have an even better time than us

He's seen the suitcases getting packed yesterday and is now being the cuddliest boy

Getting all the adverts on weight loss methods, clothes to hide beer bellies and "if you start this exercise now you'll be ripped in by X date" is doing WONDERS for my body esteem Instagram, cheers 💕

I do want to get him at one point tbh! Just need to figure out the styling

I need another tattoo

What about unclematter?

Signing off every email with "I'll be on leave for the rest of the month so xyz will be handling this going forward" is definitely giving me a degree of perverse pleasure today

My driving skills have been TESTED these past few days and lord I need a drink

Teams' Haunted

I'm glad someone caught that!

Waking up not in a Fallout-esque hellscape is always kind of rad

Found some friends today

a screenshot from episode 38 of the Digimon Adventure anime reboot that came out in 2020. it shows the character Gabumon being crucified. this is after he is kidnapped by Mephistomon, a fallen angel digimon, & then ritualistically sacrificed to try and resurrect an ancient evil god digimon named Milleniumon. this was in the cartoon. they showed this to children.

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

Sometimes you just gotta Whinnie the Pooh it

Damn I wanted drama but well played

Wait what

Oh it's Saturday

Bowling for snoop(y)

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

Made the mistake of opening and looking at a news app

Boop