Updating your resume is a great way to meticulously organize your junk drawer

It’s so annoying that the fastest way to get out of a funk is to do the exact opposite thing you feel like doing. Human instincts are so dumb sometimes.

I just can’t believe how huge the cesspool of stupidity has become.

Kids these days…

“If you do not measure it you can’t manage it.”

We may never know the final cost of the L.A. fires because Trump stopped keeping track.

Scientist formerly in charge of the project joined me on @lastword.msnbc.com ahead of the release of my new book “Firestorm.”

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Tech, crypto, tobacco, other companies fund Trump’s White House ballroom The donor list includes several billionaires who have looked to curry favor with the Trump administration.

To clarify, his primary priority is accepting bribes from… www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

The news makes me feel physically ill.

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Awaiting law enforcement.

Trump is flat broke and desperately needs money now. He also loves owing favors to big corporations. Hope this helps.

I really have a bone to pick with the person that decided to call it “No kings day” because Trump loves being thought of as a king. It should be “no wanna be dictator day” or just “no dic day”

I am with you!

More Evidence Emerges That One of Saturn’s Moons Could Harbor Life Previously undetected organic compounds have been found in ice ejected into space from Enceladus, making the satellite a prime candidate for further research.

Previously undetected organic compounds have been found in ice ejected into space from Enceladus, making the satellite a prime candidate for further research. www.wired.com/story/more-e...

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

You’re talking about her career at the Wall Street journal. Duh. Sorry for my ignorance.

Hear me out: a social media platform that allows you to block certain names and words from from your feed. I want to be able to go somewhere online to only see things that make me laugh and smile.

How did that help her get the job?

Does she have famous parents? I thought she was from an upper-middle class family in Pittsburgh? I’m so curious! Please share.

Joke will be on him when the women challenge him to best out of three! We have better stamina, we recover faster, and are far more resilient.

Awl and sail cloth

Learning a new skill. In a pinch, I can repair a torn sail! Next, I want to learn to use one of those giant sewing machines used to make sails! #awl

Why is nobody talking about this?! It sorta feels like a big deal, no?

The number of people drinking beers on a 5:40am flight to Nashville is staggering.

Watermelon perfection. Who wants the recipe?

I hate this timeline so much.

This is great info to know. How did you come up with it? I’d love to learn about other cars.

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

Audrey Hepburn

It’s insanely depressing to wake up each morning to read news of yet another attack on our democracy. I honestly do not know how anyone can support the party of Trump. There is no longer a Republican Party as there once was. It’s a cult and Trump is their leader. I’m disturbed beyond measure.

Breakfast

It really is. More people need to be talking about this.

As someone who has spent her life trying to reduce food waste and redistribute uneaten food to those in need, I am physically sickened by this. Fuck Trump and his cult of psychopaths! #usaid