New Iran peace proposal:

1. In spirit of forgiveness, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei to headline Wireless Festival 2027

Welp, the markets are closed, so expect a US invasion of Iran any minute.

Unreal writing. Positively top shelf nonsense.

Banger paragraph

Q. Do you know when Burning Man happens? 15 A. Labor Day weekend. 16 Q. Late August/early September? 17 A. Yeah. 18 Q. Do you know what rhino ket is? 19 A. No. 20 Q. Do you know what rhino ketamine is? 21 A. No. 22 Q. Do you recall, at Burning Man in 2017, 23 ingesting rhino ket? 24 A. No. 25 Q. Are you saying it didn't happen?

I'm gonna be real, I wasn't very excited for altman v musk until literally... reading this from musk's deposition

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor?

Veterinarian: I treat horses but maybe i can help

Mom: My son broke his leg!

Veterinarian: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck

sorry that i told you in real life your baby looked like ai slop. he just does, its not my fault. i shouldn’t have said it though, my bad. i should have waited until you posted a picture first i know that now

Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.

It wasn't until my first child was born and I'd get nods of approval from strangers at the grocery store or people coming up to me and say shit like "babysitting for mom today, huh?" that i realized the bar for straight men is so low you can step over it without trying.

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

scary old baby doll toy with cracks around their eyes wearing a white and blue floral dress

this possessed doll looks like they’ve been day drinking down the pub and they’re about to say something really racist

freestyle skier named mac forehand

skeleton athlete named dan barefoot. no really!

the american olympics team is, slowly, assembling a body

I don’t think I was prepared for a performance quite that poor.

I particularly enjoyed the commentary of “well, it won’t make a difference now anyway”… that’s not quite how the rules work!

#Ultime #Ultim #Miseàleau

Gitana 18 est hors de sa base à Lorient, prêt pour rejoindre le point de mise à l'eau en début d'après-midi.

Vidéo : Sébastien Sauvetre

Possibly this Italian ice does contain a vengeful demon

Ok I’ll say the thing: it was an astonishingly bad decision by previous UK governments to severely restrict onshore wind and large grid-scale solar. We would almost certainly have cheaper and cleaner power now if they hadn’t.

(And a good decision by this government to end those restrictions)

Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Absolutely heartbreaking for Lindsey Vonn. Imagine trying to win downhill gold a week after rupturing your ACL. Insane bravery. Hope she's OK.

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

had three glasses of wine at dinner last night and told my Labour friend "THE MILITRAIN IS COMING BACK INTO TOWN, CHOO CHOO" so I guess that's where I'm at, personally

A classic image of michael cera making “yuck” hands

When I open a can of cat food and some gets on my hand

everyone loves scandals duck, the new labour minister who does corruption. 5 mins later. we regret to inform you the duck has been involved in a corruption scandal.

every cat is soft in their own unique way

It will be interesting to see how RBPT manage. Made some big hires, but it’s quite the program to start from nothing. I’ve heard they’ve had some cooling issues the past few days.

Can’t make sense of the new Honda program. I just hope we don’t see a repeat of 2015.

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Finally we’ll see the story of how the nation of Aamerleda was founded

Yes, it’s definitely a pipe dream. Never good when an engine manufacturer says things aren’t progressing as planned.