Has anyone figured out how to move to a new and better timeline in the multiverse? If you do, please take me with you… thanks!

Eve 6 on stage. Jon on the left, Ben in the center on drums, and Max on the right rocking out!

@eve6.bsky.social at The Echo Lounge in Dallas

Ditto for pickups too

are we supposed to open these

one of the ways the mid to late 20th century political world has distorted the historical memories of even sophisticated observers is in the idea that you can achieve major transformations of american political life through something like bipartisan consensus

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

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New business idea just dropped…

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

This is incredible.

Also. Fuck RFK Jr.

Saw somebody advertising a baby blender on FB. Trying really hard not to comment that it doesn’t look like it would hold a baby and more importantly, why would you do that to a baby. Lol

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half

Where tf is the GD meteor? ☄️

#Winning /s

Unpopular opinion:

Lucifier is misunderstood. He was the FIRST labor organizer in the celestial world and God punished him for challenging him on the grounds that He and He Alone owned the means of productions. He formed a wildcat union and WAS PUNISHED for it

“National security is not a blank check to proceed with otherwise unlawful activity”

Quote of the year?

🚨The last time Senator Wyden raised the alarm this urgently, it was in March 2013 when Wyden asked DNI Clapper in a public hearing about the NSA surveilling the phone records and emails of every American. Three months after that hearing, the first Edward Snowden mass surveillance story dropped.🚨

New food pyramid just dropped…

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Eric Swawell all over the news. Epstein files, not so much! Gonzalez not at all. Should they be mentioned in the same sentence, or same point? Yes!! All 3 are related, in they involve abuse.

I cracked myself up.

WTAF is this garbage? Give me a GD break…

LMFAO!

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

Doing the Lord’s work…

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I have no idea who these people are and would prefer to keep it that way…

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