Devin started playing a choir cover of I Touch Myself in the car and said “one time I heard a male cover of this song and it made me unbelievably angry” she’s so real for that

plate of cut up apples, blackberries, grapes, cherries, raspberries, and strawberries

my wife @kornluver96.bsky.social made me a plate of fruit out of the kindness of her heart unprompted, I am SO SPOILED!!!!!! SO CARED FOR!!!!!!!

I would die for him one thousand times over and I MEAN THAT

the absolute worst part about this app is that I haven’t curated my algorithm enough so it keeps trying to show me the most annoying liberal tweets of all time thinking that I am one :///

it does not look that bad in the pic but keep in mind that my eyesight is TRASH!!!!!!

reading my new cookbook that I got for xmas is the most horrible lighting rn and on the verge of giving up

@ everyone at my college

i’m at that age where I legit wish I had little lights on the corners of my glasses bc I struggle to see in the dark soooooo bad (especially when i’m trying to read) 😔

swapped hrt boob progress pics with Pey and they compared me to paintings of aphrodite, NOOOOO one can make me feel better than my girls fr

Sending boobie pics to my queer besties is as close as I will get to heaven actually

haven’t seen him in like a week and a half my bed empty as hell fml how am I supposed to fall asleep not being held yet again fmlllllllllll

What up Bluesky I wish I was being TOUCHED by my BOYFRIEND right now