which honcho is this? Mike honcho?

Keidis favorite thing to do is definitely rhyme things with places

they're not aerodynamic & would start to helicopter right away, can't get good distance

I'm sure she has few redeeming qualities, but God bless her, at least she had a bottom of the barrel & Trump finally dug to it

best quality HD i’ve seen on any service

That has to be a lethal dose

Rick James GIF ALT: Rick James GIF

The GOP to pedos

The pixels are like seasoning

He knows EXACTLY how to do whatever Israel wants him to do

For ten years now: “This is the turning point…….ok, ok, THIS is the turning point….no, THIS is the turni…”

shout out shittymorph

Like Carlin said it’s the absolute only fair thing in life

head went up like an empty Pez dispenser

Gambling ruining sports in unique ways

Dems are in an ass kicking contest with a one legged man & can't land a blow

a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is saying well ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is saying well

Gute

😂 perfect

true. I have the same criticism of Gilmore Girls but that also would not be the same show if they toned it down, would be a hallmark movie or something

The difference I see is, I've met several people very close to Michael Scott in my life, I've never once met someone like the people on Shrinking, but that could be a 'me' thing

It's good but I feel like it could be better if the people on the show talked like real human people just a hair more

This guys fucking eyebrows should be cast in bronze and displayed in the Smithsonian Museum of Assholes, they are a work of art

i can just cash out & start a new 401k

people tell me my ass is too controversial for athleisure

I am not proud to admit i’ve been to lots of concerts & the only one I was close to crying at was a Springsteen show but to be fair I was also drunk

He's supposed to not give a shit what people think, seems like it would be more on brand for him to say "yeah I got the bag from the people who cut journalists up with a hand saw, so what?" And then do that thing where he drops the mic & laughs at his own joke for 30 seconds

I remember when I was a kid & some adult showed me his watch with the moon phase & thinking it was the coolest thing in the world, now I'm like why would I give a shit about that unless I was a werewolf

Am I wrong thinking Trump may hedge with a Cruz nomination because he needs to quickly push through a nom & not risk anything when his inevitable prosecution gets back to the court?

it's not the same person?

there's tone in honking, "beep beep!" is "hello!" or "you seem to have missed the green light, please pull forward"- "BEEEEEEEEEEEP!" is "fuck you die a fiery death"

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