With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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Whew!
Hillary Clinton this morning on the US-Iran talks that fell apart:
“This is hard, disciplined effort that has to go into diplomacy to reach any results. And I don’t see this administration either wanting to do it or, frankly, being capable of doing it…”
The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.
Boy, did they screw up.
TACO
Fox News cap with aforementioned chyron
top 2pm stories right now:
CNN: "TRUMP FIRES BONDI AS ATTORNEY GENERAL"
MS NOW: "TRUMP FIRES PAM BONDI"
FOX NEWS: "TIGER WOODS BODYCAM VIDEO RELEASED"
You are being generous
Where do they come with these crazy ideas from?
Tuberville is a vile and very stupid person.
It’s the paper of record after all
What’s next? Smoke in moderation? Cigarettes are a great topic of conversation at freezing temperatures 25 feet of your office building doorways.
Good! This prevents the Ellisons from acquiring CNN and expanding their maga media empire, at least for the moment. On the other hand Netflix, which is only acquiring WB assets and HBO, seems like a more reliable and trustworthy stewardship for their legacies than CBS/Paramount.
Sex trafficking on Meta platforms was both difficult to report and widely tolerated. Instagram’s former head of safety testified that when she joined Meta in 2020 she was shocked to learn the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex.”
Very bad year for decency in general
Someone should ask her if she still believes that the Jan 6 rioters are guiltless patriots.
Brilliant! The #Frankenstein movie we knew could be made but had give up hope for. @frankensteingdt.bsky.social
Queen of America indeed! God Save Dolly!!
After listening to @karaswisher.bsky.social talk with the parents of
Adam Raine, a teenager who was encouraged to commit suicide by OpenAi’s ChatGPT I had a revealing exchange with the bot. These are 2 of the most interesting answers. (The bit knew to read over my typo in the 1st question)
Especially when sent from a phone number from the Philippines.
Did Clinton signed its bush too??
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Struggles? … with alcohol?
Trump did this
California’s DMV says Tesla should lose its license to sell cars in the state, as the company fights allegations of misleading drivers into thinking its vehicles can operate autonomously without human oversight.
Funny seeing legendary criminal lawyer Alan Dershowitz demoted to
“Epstein’s former lawyer”. No one deserves it better.
That’s not rock bottom, tough. “Rabid Trump supporter” is.
MAGA Republicans booed President Biden and called him a liar for exposing their plans to cut Social Security and Medicare.
Biden was right.
