This is why I spend money on art made by actual humans, because it brings me joy and helps support artists making art.

This is an excellent (and stupid) kanji joke. 10/10

But could we handle it?

Sounds pretty great, ngl!

Looking through one of the four windows of the Orion spacecraft, a tiny crescent Earth is illuminated against the blackness of space and grows smaller as the crew journeys closer to the Moon. Part of the window edge is visible; the rest is darkness. [Alt-text slightly revised from ESA/NASA version]

We are so, so small. #Artemis

i believe in the indomitable human spirit because across all cultures we have understood to put yummy things inside of dough pockets

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

a hill I'll die on is that nobody should do april fool's jokes on non chronological timeline social media sites. we already ate inundated with bullshit and I don't feel like checking posting date for two months.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Oh, Peelie. I'm glad that it went smoothly and also send you all the hugs.

The hot drinks are slowly going away 😭😭😭

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes

ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Young Toshiro Mifune wearing an aloha shirt with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, reclining, smiling confidently

Man look at this photo of Toshiro Mifune this is out of control

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Every episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: [Motoko enters the room] Shut up, threes. A 10 is talking.

Screenshot of a text where I ask my mom about the mystery object AND SEND A VIDEO, with her reply "There's a wrapped thing that jangles?"

My mom apparently doesn't know what I'm even asking about?!?

I'm listening to the audiobook of "Kill Your Darlings" (Steven Weber just absolutely nails it, btw) and the backwards structure delivers two absolute gut punches in the final stretch - one, literally in the last two minutes.

I genuinely don't know yet. She didn't mention it, doesn't get here for another week yet, and I am afeared to open it.

What do we think is in this (small, taped up paper bag) my mother included in the items she sent ahead for me? It jingles, but just a little. There is something squeezable but doesn't squeak. The tape says TOY on it but may or may not be a clue.

Aw, man. Now I feel bad.

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

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I miss beeeeeeaaaaannnnsss

Page decor illustrations with a mining town theme.

6 colour cover illustrations on vintage bookbinding style.

30 colour illustrations of fantasy swords.

Black and white page decor illustrations with a nature theme.

Psst. Hey you. There's free stuff in my ko-fi library for you to use in your projects - even commercial ones.
Don't tell anyone I told you 🤫
ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...

hell even the hot Shakespearian gargoyles were telling you to read:

What *about* women?

My absolute favorite is just "Aristocats" XD The absolute seething loathing there.

I love this and the bitchiness but, also, "The Great Mouse Detective" /is/ actually a better title. Maybe especially because of that lol