Middle aged white guy in shorts, baseball hat, neck scarf, long sleeve t- shirt, and HOT pink compression socks runs slowly on a sandy road. Other runners who look healthier and happier have been cropped from the photo. Just the sole Runner remains as a warning to others. Oh. His shirt reads "Rocky 50". It's a race in Texas. He only wears his Rocky 50 shirt for special occasions.
I am here to report that the Race to Robie Creek is, indeed, no friggin joke. Also happy to say it was fun. Five stars.