I aint doing shit for butt at someone else's mandate. Tell me the problem and I'll decide if I want to help.

lolololol sweepthestrait.com

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Fr that dirty keyboard is changing the text after I push send

A model sidewinder missile standing nose up in an average suburban kitchen

FB marketplace be wildin

My client insisted on penetration testing... their spec says they are self-hosting.

Kurdistan might become a thing?

I am trying! Why don't people give a shit about good anymore?

Hash browns with sausage gravy, kimchi, and fruit salad. 10000% better than biscuits because crispy crunchy potatoes are always better

Congress Sticker Product Die Cut Sticker Cutline Contour Cut Material Vinyl Laminate Glossy Size, inch (WxH) 1.1" x 3.3"

Got it here carrythefire.shop/products/con...

Sticker depicting US Capitol building and large red block letters "Draft Congress for WW3"

Now is as good a time as any for this sticker

iMessage screen, left text "Hey. :) 5' 11", 185 Ibs toned, 8.5" long, 4.9" thick n cut. Wbu?". Right text "AMD Ryzen Al Max+ 395, Radeon 8060S, integrated, 2560 shader cores, up to 96GB dedicated RAM, 128GB LPDDR5X-8000, 2x 2TB NVMe SSD"

Going to start replying like this to gross men who send inappropriate text

There are open source projects like Matrix, which are great but the challenge is always the friction on the community members who don't always have the time or knowledge to get set up

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month Age verification for all.

So many open source and community servers run on Discord.

And while I like those communities, I don’t “give Discord my legal documents” like them.

Please do @ either one of us if you have a chat platform you like and want us to move there.

We believe in privacy first, and that includes services we use like Discord. @codedrift.social and I are evaluating alternatives for us to host a safe and welcoming community for humans. So far few options are standing out, but we will be communicating with you often throughout the process.

support.discord.com/hc/en-us/art...

Discord has made it abundantly clear the intent is to use a third-party service to collect and store government issued identity documents. This makes it opaque what policies will be in place to protect your private data like real name, address, ID numbers, etc.

Hey everyone! It's 🥨, also known as the other person working on Taskless. Let's clear the air on the Discord drama - age verification, why you should be concerned, and what are we at TasklessHQ going to do about it.

Someone just showed me a picture of Theo and my vagina instantly dried up forever. Like my periods are now just powdered blood.

Podcast interview: What’s one insight you wish you had heard earlier in your career?

Career ladders are bullshit - what worked for someone else ignores the fact that you are not them

Measuring engineering performance using lines of code written is about as useful as gauging how effective your wealth manager is by how many spreadsheets he has looked at.

The Kardashian scale, wherein human mastery of the universe is measured by how much energy can be generated by enlarged butts 🤣

Shower thought: if a mosquito bites a guy on the dick when it's hard it should explode due to the hydraulic pressure

A man unironically pitched the NorK Hg->Au alchemy as a means of making fusion energy economically viable. Silicon Valley is not ok yall.

Training to give Jake Paul what he deserves? 💥

I want to understand the delusion of Nissan Leaf drivers... cutting me off at 54 mph when I'm driving faster than them

Covers should be limited to people of equivalent or greater talent and skill

The overproduced covers of The Cranberries' "Dreams" and Blondie's "Heart of Glass" by some talentless hacks were legit insults to Dolores O'Riordan and Debbie Harry

Getting into the intensely difficult part of Cognitive Processing Therapy. On Prazosin. Had a flashback driving the car, my first one ever. The dreams are still there but somehow quieter, less insistent.

In guide mode