They’re perfect for carrying the garbage to the garbage room, and hides the contents so you don’t have to sort it into the right bins

Gimme the tl:dr version, is Canada is winning the World Stanley Cup or not

Ok I gotta do this everyday

www.maptap.gg March 24
84😁 99🎯 100🎯 99🎯 84😁
Final score: 932

two ice officers in laguardia airport who look like they’re twelve (photo by greenwell.bsky.social)

image of chang in napoleonic costume walking the halls of greendale community with his middle-school deputies, from the tv show “community”

That’s why I always remind my staff that they work for a-man

@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social starting to notice a theme here

wow, geno just said “jesus was with us the whole time”. that's gotta sting for team usa, they love that guy

Team USA at the WBC might be the most straightforward argument for DEI that I’ve ever seen

A guy crouched in a parking space with text “normal car in a dealership lot”

The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text “Jeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Walking around trying to figure out where the best seats are, except everyone else got there first. So you decide to get food and there’s already a line up, then you give up and sit in a random spot.

Eventually you realize it’s a long ride and you’ll get to enjoy the views and food either way

You know it 🫡

No I do not- hey I didn’t consent to this!

This is why I need to be named king of bc

Should’ve turned the clock back 30mins in November and left it at that permanently

The almonds aren’t skinned? Ugh

I had no idea it was valentines until I walked into the cafe and saw these.

Sold out of cookies earlier than usual lol

It’s Robert Iler

We are definitely thinking about keeping it on the menu. It’s a little bit of a pain but the feedback has been incredible 🙏

Thanks for trying it, sorry I missed you there!

Freeze some and give us some when you’re in town 💕

I don’t belong, I was born in the darkness, molded by it. Twitter belongs to me

Speak American!

I might be missing it but where’s the front door?

ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho

Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam (1994)

Classic Sherman, amirite?

So your name really is Colleen??