there’s no heartbreak like the heartbreak of realizing your dog was only doing real cute shit because they wanted a treat

if everything hits different does anything really hit different?

every time my dad has an incredibly loud dad sneeze i’m like, “he’s so exagerated, why does he have to do that every time 😒”

and every time i have an incredibly loud dad sneeze i’m like, “that felt amazing, it had to be that loud & exagerated, there was literally no other way it could’ve come out”

just dooropeningmogged this guy walking into a restaurant right in front of his wife. he noticed too was like “damn he beat me to it”

es bien chistoso que los PNPs digan que quieren ayudar a Puerto Rico pero consideran cualquier tipo de arte que demuestre orgullo por PR, o que demuestre como EEUU nos ha maltratado a traves de los años, algo anti-puertorriqueño

social media began as a place where everyone had the same shot to make it and broadcast their voice and it has turned into a literal pay for play where you can only be seen if you spend $$

Instagram+ is officially the end of a social media full of opportunities as we hoped for it

the internet and social media being 24/7 marketing has made it so we feel like we have to tediously describe ourselves for everything.

can’t just be a “writer” anymore or “sports writer” gotta be “reborn catholic sports writer focusing on comeback stories for left-handed point guards”

it’s unfortunate that people who are known on the internet get hate for not speaking out about topics but then they get hate as well and are told they are taking advantage of a situation when they do speak out

crabs in a bucket just holding each other down. we’ll never build a better world this way

mi papá me dijo el otro día que se recuerda de una vez que echó gasolina en Rio Piedras en los 70 a $0.35 el galón

someone needs to tell politicians that an extra $300 back on your taxes ain’t shit. that’s like a single saturday of errands or one month’s worth of groceries for a single person. there is no “boost to the economy” with that

walking my dog, see a cool rock, pick it up and throw it into the woods, forgot i have intense tennis elbow on that arm, arm is on fire, please respect my silence at this time

85 pesos pa llenar el tanque en costco mejor me quedo en casa la próxima vez

11/22/63 by Stephen King

This is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz

the “what happened at the end of The Sopranos?” debate should’ve been over the second Jay-Z rapped, “i’m just trying not to end up like Tony at the restaurant”

manager gave me directions for a threads post with the entire idea written

spent more than an hour tinkering with words. 10 versions later and it’s still 95% of the original words—just presented in a way that works for scrolling consumption

don’t let anyone tell you copywriting is easy

kind of insane that every tool businesses use that are “essential to running our website properly to survive” are also classified by adblockers as things you never want to interact with and you should never allow to be active on your browser

really proud of my six year old niece tonight. sniped her in the neck (right in the jugular) with a nerf gun that shoots way too hard for a kids toy. looked like she was about to hit the waterworks, but held it in and didn’t call for her mom (who would’ve been very upset)

if you think the astronauts struggling with Outlook is bad wait until they have to copy paste return coordinates and get sent to another galaxy by mistake because office fucked up the line formatting

feels like half my life is spent going through the 15 steps of logging in to platforms i’d rather never have to use again

never felt as old as when i refer to things “decades” ago

ADVICE FOR ARTISTS:

don’t let yourself get caught up thinking about all the ways something you make can be misinterpeted or go wrong. you mind end up stopping yourself from experiencing all the ways it could go right

the first successful instagram content creator who figures out how to use Threads in a truly engaging way and not just lazily crossposting everything from ig is going to make bank

i don’t understand the issue with having someone follow you and then liking 30 of your posts in a row. by all means, please go ahead and like all my shit. that’s what it’s there for

there are social media profiles out there with millions of followers getting 100 likes on posts. stop worrying so much

the unfortunate thing about the more expensive things in life is that they really are so much better than 99% of the cheaper things 😩

also, we better get like 8 episodes of the trio lost in the woods looking for horcruxes. people say it’s boring but it was most of the last book. and a much longer battle of hogwarts, please

i’m cool with the new harry potter being made and even the snape casting choice because we already had 8 movies that were all true to the books. there’s no need to worry about that shit. let new adaptations take risks and try different things

administrating the digital bureaucracy of being alive feels like having a second job these days. and half the time is spent trying to log in to places

tell hulu just because i watched all of Shoresy three time straight doesn’t mean i care about hockey now

i know many people use social media for their jobs and livelihoods, but you can’t assume others are doing the same.

stop taking it personally when someone unfollows or doesn’t engage with your posts. there is zero obligation or responsibility on anyone to do so.