Steyer is a hard pass for sure. Billionaires are just ... no.

... huh?

Ok, California politics is a whole other card game for me. I have no idea. MAGA and MAGA-lite can obviously go fuck themselves but the rest? No clue.

Ok Flanoy, I will research them. The slugs that eat my garden deserve to die. As long as these stay away from my beans and cucumbers, I probably won’t salt them

please explain. I am not woodsy but I am rural. do I ignore them, like spiders, and let them do their work?

much jiggery pokery here

so I can tell you that because I only just pulled myself off VA voter rolls, I was getting several flyers a day, that were EXTREMELY confusing about this whole thing. if I didn't know what was going on, I wouldn't have known for sure if I should vote yes or no were I still registered in VA

fuck every last one of them.

👏👏👏👏👏 I don't know you but I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

it looks like poop. on a door. but also no thank you

the only banana slug I've ever seen is the UC Santa Cruz mascot and this is positively terrifying and revolting

and plated on a lovely real plate too. Double gold star, I'm proud of you!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 EXCELLENT work!

what are you going to name him, is the question for which we all need an answer

he's plastered

seriously

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ok Trash Patel

yeah seems like a weird brag

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance

Bets: Do I cry or not when I go to the airport today, to go back to Cali, after 2 weeks packing up my condo and knowing once and for all this is not my home anymore?

… no

last week, I went to my storage unit. One time. And I IMMEDIATELY got a text message, an email, AND a phone call asking me to take a survey about my visit to my storage unit. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!!! Why do we need to take a survey for everything, now? I just LOOKED at your website, STOP HASSLING ME

… no

I didn't know he was still around

AND NO I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE YOUR SURVEY

Womp womp

Ever. May their very names haunt them

same - and usually on noodles with butter and salt. When I'm sick I want salt, fat, carbs, spicy - in equal measure

Wow that is so gorgeous!

I haven't figured out after 14 years if it's separation anxiety or if she's just annoyingly herding her pack so she can account for everyone.