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The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

the thing that will always be charming about watching buffalo sports teams is that this is a city of like 275k people. we should barely have one franchise and we have two, and have fought off every effort to take these losers out of our lives for good.

Exactly one year ago today:

@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

Please stop saying IYKYK, I already told you - I don't know anything!

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

It's called Shadow Labyrinth! It's cool!

S'all good

look again I agree with you - 06 is overHATED, not overrated

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

About Me video games: They all feature Sonic the Hedgehog except the overrated title

I couldn't resist

"Sloth & the Eggplant" has a ring to it

All movie news is like Harry Potter will return in Avengers: The Hunger Games

(transatlantic voice but by a comedian on Bojack) Geese goosed their numbers, now their goose is cooked, duck now!

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

This entire clip down to the "Trump Orders McDonalds" crawl at the bottom feels like a fever dream, you couldn't recreate the cultural and societal trajectory that created this moment if you tried for a thousand years

Okay I did the video game grid thing

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

hor NY

It rules that within 24 hours, Trump has impugned the Pope’s credentials and also claimed not to recognize a picture of himself as Jesus. This dude’s brain is fully on shuffle, which is a perfect way for a president’s mind to be.

Burning him at the stake for heresy is the moderate position

Have you enjoyed Laura's funky little LA car thread?

“Grant is talking about himself in a way that feels kinda self centered” narrates the game as Sonic meets Grant

Me lighting a candle: Let’s make it a nice chill mood in here
Inventor of the candle the night before they invented the candle: FUCK this SUCKS

Huey Louie and the News (Dewey, uncredited)

Work in Progress: How we're tackling Sidewalk Sheds (with John Wilson) YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office

No one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.