When Marge is calling someone else mentally unstable, you know it’s got to be really bad.

YUMMMM

Fairlife protein shakes are a great way to get a lot of protein. They actually taste decent IMO unlike a lot of other protein shakes.

Fire suppression on their high-tech transport could be improved.

I guess it can grow back after you circumcise it.

Congrats!

I couldn’t even make it through the whole clip. He’s such an utter lying dipshit.

Sudoku is a lot harder to do when you’re drunk. #CaptainObvious

Inshallah

Too late.

Good night Becky!

A new commandment

Cartoon by Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social

Release The Epstein Files
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Release The Epstein Files
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Release The Epstein Files

Epstein #Epstein Epstein
#Epstein Epstein #Epstein

No f-bombs, threats of war crimes, or mocking Muslims. Imagine how much better the world would be if we had elected her.

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.

Donald Trump's next Fox and Friends call goan be like

The Dark Side Of USAID Left Out Of The Recent New Yorker Article. The New Yorker's Recent Article On USAID Left Out It's History As A CIA Cutout.

You’re right. After doing some more digging there is a shitty side of USAID I hadn’t heard of. Mea culpa.

open.substack.com/pub/the307/p...

Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.

hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...

Aim for the bushes!

Closer! Dammit. Where’s my edit button, Bluesky.

The higher the hair, the close to god.

We have a family chat with my kids where we occasionally send each other something silly. That’s as much TikTok as I can handle.

Zero chance Trump will learn that lesson. He’s incapable.

This could have been an email, er, “truth.”

Probably written by Stephen Miller so that checks out.