Imagine watching an OJ Simpson biopic and after 2.5 hours of him playing football it ends with an "And OJ had many more adventures....." end card

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Launching and destroying my political career on the single issue of banning grass yards anywhere prone to droughts

I still think Netflix will end up owning WB, but at a third of the price they were going to buy it for.

will absolutely take that over mandatory AI training

happy happy buddy

Lee Cronin's Mummy Meets Argento's Dracula

doing my part by not leaving the house

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

We support Substack exodus

and you know, coming from me, unwatchable is a real slam

it is nigh-unwatchable

humours levels all good?

Happy charity bowl!!!!!

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

but Dan what if the charging port just randomly moves, but it's always where it's most inconvenient

so he's on The List now

iPods are back, bitches
Go back to an "it just works philosophy"
Stop doing AI bullshit that still doesn't work

lestat all like, "don't say I'm mad, don't put it in the book that I'm mad"

Oh he knows the audience he's playing to. And Trump certainly laughed.

"this is like a prank show, right"

bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car Alt: bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car

Me every five minutes while in Castle Dracula.

Yeah, I'll never watch the first season but if I get to watch Tucci and Berry trade barbs while murking dudes? I will turn it on.

Citadel Season 2 - Official Trailer | Prime Video YouTube video by Prime Video

lol this is hilarious, "ok so our leads are duds but everyone likes Tucci so he's now the lead and let's get Matt Berry in here" youtu.be/FZHRt4V-Jzo?...

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

holy shit they're playing Chicago on Halloween

The ‘80s in 40: ‘Red Dawn’ (August 1984) What if the Russians took over the United States? It might look a little like this 1984 action movie that turns American teens into guerrilla fighters.

Today at The Reveal: My ongoing '80s in 40 column reaches August 1984 with a look at RED DAWN:

Just sitting here at the bar, telling them fool kids not to go up on the moors, but they just laugh. Well, it's me laughing now, sport.

so many disgusting variations on peas

James Brown - The Payback YouTube video by VizZzDeuH

there's a reason this is the first song on my playlist for when It Happens youtu.be/HFNZOk00D74?...