We’re so much better now
We’re so much better now

We’re so much better now that blaster runs the world instead of shoooter one tricks

So about those patch notes huh

It honestly feels like hyperdive is just counter culture to "farm special and throw bombs 2 win" mentality that spread as the result of s2 meta but it's the same in the way it doesn't force any real critical analysis of the game you're playing

Women’s hockey team telling trump to fuck off while the men’s hockey team slobs his knob is incredibly on brand for Gen Z Americans

Movie: Dinosaur Adventure
Language: Spanish
Country: Spain

a close up of a cartoon character with purple eyes Alt: The gif where that one Daganronpa character holds her breath while the crusher comes after her and Thomas the tank engine credits song plays in the background

My ass who survived 2020 internet watching Daganronpa become relevant again

my posts are sometimes intentionally mildly inflammatory because it encourages engagement but this is one of those cases where no i am not exaggerating to farm engagement, dying is just that bad and this whole hyperdive....thing... has shifted the discussion into a totally wrong direction imo

dying is bad
it doesn't matter if you were distracting people
it doesn't matter if you were coolered

do things without dying
jump out or disengage sooner

don't do things where you have to die in the process

dying is bad

unless you like gambling, then go ahead gamble on your teammates' success

Imagine spending for coaching in a game where the best players at best make around 500 on an active year from tournaments

No wiper mains your weapon is not that hard, mashing ZR and moving left and right and getting quads with hammer suffices 90% of the time more than over complicating things

Comp Splatoon players should not date nor should you date comp Splatoon players

This was when they supported LGBT rights back in like 2012 right

Hitting on a girl with a foot fetish like “you be pac man the way I’m chomping at your feet. Let’s have some ghostly adventures together”

Palworld already been responding to the patent iirc by changing that I think

Which ngl is still kinda silly

The thing is you don’t summon out of like, a capsule or something which iirc is specifically what the patent is talking about; it’s patenting the idea of a pokeball basically

It’s mostly just a patent they made to try and target Palworld specifically

WHAT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT

I tried to combine Jared’s skill and Procharas disposition into one perfect NA Splatoon homonculus but it just started playing hydlide and having pictures of its **** online…. such is science

Detective Pikachu returns? They put the plot twist in the movie years ago who gives a shit

Thinking about how detective Pikachu had a character say no Pokémon is evil on their own ever 1 month after the Pokémon DLC where 4 Pokémon orchestrate breaking, entering, and a hit

Everytime someone under the age of 17 annoys me on the internet I should be allowed to subject them to 18 hours straight of Black Eyed Peas

We need autistic queer teenage newgens to overthrow competitive melee like they have 65% of fandoms

The practical solution to the “as long as there is hatred and evil in the world, I will return” archetype of antagonist is to respond in kind, for as long as there is evil and hatred in the world, we should have enough Esports FPS hypebeast eboys to spawncamp the threat

The caveman test…

Ok maybe not steam entirely but

Steams down too and discord and twitch are acting throttled

Daily reminder that voice actors are not their character no matter how parasocial you act about them

Of course, this discounts the fact that while voice actors are not their actors, every character who shares a voice actor actually is the same person

Damn I just saw something crazy this Slosher player went
To the hospital for broken legs and instead of crutches they just gave them a dread wringer

JKR found a way to make the actual
Harry Potter more offensive and problematic than HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and honestly I really
Do not like that