Dude it's SO funny that evangelical Christians think they're going to heaven.

You’re telling me that this entire time Jeffrey Epstein’s voice sounded like Droopy Dog from Loony Tunes? #epstein #loonytunes

Today is day 12,234 of me not being Chinese. Still pissed.

Hell yeah, dude

“Pink is a GAY COLOR.”

-Man who literally has pink skin

@jimmykimmel.com

I really like the current state of this world. #WorldOnFire

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution

#Drag Character Idea:

“Donald Trunk.”

The performer spouts various problematic #Trump talking points for about 45 minutes.

Then they turn around, wait 15 seconds, and then flex their glutes.

There is an audible *snap* sound.

A standing ovation.

The DJ begins to play @kylieminogue

#texas

@rep-laurenboebert.bsky.social More like Lauren GoGurt cus she be pulling dat tube.

#remember #themovietheaterthing

(Cont’d)
so she accuses the Indian kid of “suicide bombing himself” and explains to the rest of the class that she’ll get away with it because “Americans can’t tell the difference and probably assumed it would happen anyway.”

Then she starts vaping in front of the class.

#pbs #imhalfindian

A Magic Schoolbus episode where they explore the digestive system of the Indian student but Ms Frizzle is overwhelmed by the spices and aborts the field trip while still inside the Indian kid so the bus expands and his body explodes but Ms Frizzle doesn’t want to get in trouble (more in comments)

Stores in:

June: im gay

The next 11 months: Shopping here funds some sort of very fucked up crime against humanity somewhere but we are your only available option and so you will do so anyways as you dream of a world where you have seized the means of production without billionaires

June: im gay

How you finna be a largely vegetarian country and call your capital city "Delhi?" #india #headass #imhalfindian

#koreaboo ‘s now are equal to Scene kids of the 2000’s. Change my mind.

How you gonna hate gays and be called “More Men?”
#utah

How bout instead of a "vuvuzela" it's an "uwuzela" and whenever the world cup is in #Japan it's just thousands of "uwu"'s going off during the game.

#inventor #uwu

A truck stop called “Cuc-ees” and they build across the street from Buc-ees just so that they can watch Buc-ees take all the business.

@bucees.bsky.social

How bout instead of #nationalism we instead rep whatever tectonic plate we're on?

If #greenland becomes a #us #state, what will their license plate say?

"Greenland: Sike"

#america 's existence is basically just one big microaggression.

How bout "Rizzrael"

It's when you're in a #relationship but then someone walks up and starts hitting on your significant other.

When you tell them, "Excuse me, they're already with me," you're accused of #anti-Semitism.

A #movie called "From #austin to #boston."

It's about a guy from #texas who moves to #massachusetts and he just learns how to be even more racist.

Army personnel drives a #tesla #cybertruck to the entrance of a #trump hotel and blows the truck up with fireworks, a #chinese invention ▶️▶️▶️ spectacular firework display, destroyed Cybertruck, damaged Trump hotel, deceased militant...

▶️▶️▶️+1 point for China.

#wakawaka

#trump said aid packages to Gaza were filled with millions of $'s worth of #condoms so Hamas could make explosives.

I don't think Trump realizes that using condoms encourages us TO "blow up."