i wouldve nuzzled or glomped that pizza slice so fucking fast

chip

>be me
>sitting down
>phone vibrates in back pocket where i always keep it
>go to check my notifs
>pocket empty
>let out a lil toot fart and realise thats what the initial vibration was as well
>toooot

boymodimg at the nail salon

you can rip ass wherever you want, im giving you farte blanche

walking autistically (singing to myself and abruptly stopping when i turn a corner and see a bunch of people looking in my direction)

itsy bitsy titsy commitsee :)

um it was incredibly lit actually. but yeah unlit

don’r put the cock-scented incense stick up ur bum. biggest mistake of my life

why can i only style pyjamas ;_;

‘skibidi toilet’ is proof that the children yearn for salad fingers

noooo tgirl sheldon stop disappearing into the ballpit

tgirl sheldon: bazingies 😼👉👈

you know who else called Saul?

sequel to The Prestige about two rival trans women who craft more and more elaborate ways to make their cock disappear

seditious tboys 😍😍😍

reasons why people might want to follow me
- i'm cute
- reskeet music jokes
- ???
- actually that's all I think

babyyyy 🥺

Nidoran♂'s shiny sprite which uses Nidoran♀'s colouration

Nidoran♂'s shiny sprite is just Femboy Nidoran!

femboy Goldeen

Anthropomorphised Halloumi Slices

beetle goose

drink tea and take e 😌

Misgenderered! by a Cis Bro

social analysis is just playing with billions of dolls

when i was a kid, i used to think floppy disks were called floppy dicks. and i'd say things like "floppy disk?! i thought they were called floppy dicks!!!" and the studio audience would laugh raucously every time

did u know ? computer “”bugs”” are so-called, becuase when there was the first ever bug, they were all like “fuck this is really bugging me :/“

while you mastered the blade, i studied black liquid eyeliner

Thread of skeets that I think about all the time 🧵

if u dont eat arse like dr. neo cortex then u should Unfollow This Account