Dill Pickles - I gave up after 30 years. Life's too short.

Alfalfa Sprouts - people used to put them on everything. Not anymore.

Thrillers - don't like the feeling of knowing something bad will happen.

Team Sports - I'll watch them, but playing never worked for me. I love individual sports.

Invisible miracles, just like the Rabbit

Shameless.

I'm enjoying my cheap eggs, thanks

Just copy and paste your official job description

#Emails2DOGE

Molotov Ribbentrop 2.0

Unopposed?

It turns out that the Barbie Movie was actually MAGA.

Canada was annexed by the US.

I thought they were going to fix it with the tariffs on everything, paid by foreign countries.

Trump can just go ahead and do it. He has Presidential Immunity.

Remember- they say we’re “liberals” if we don’t redefine “traditional family values” to accept all this. Good to know

Tracking my @mazon delivery. It is still only one stop away from my house.

But the delivery at the local pub seems to be taking a very long time.

New Brunswick measles outbreak spreads to 44 people, mostly unvaccinated children The outbreak is the largest the province has seen in more than 30 years, with more than 80 per cent of the cases diagnosed in people under the age of 19

I wonder what caused this?

www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

It is depressingly lonely here but I’m here.

If we’ve connected in other places (or not), let’s connect!

And a bottle of HFCS

I’ve seen enough to make a call: Bluesky is going to be a legit competitor to Twitter.

Sweet.

Looking for a starter pack

Tariff exemptions for kickbacks

5D Chess is exponentially more stupid.