today i was stabbed repeatedly in the back of the head by a disgruntled pelican

the day finally came to pay it back to google. a pixel 9a for $579 is pretty great though given its less than my 6a payout and basically identical to the 10a and comes in pink

the lorikeet just shat on poor noodle, seen here in happier times

splattered ALL over him. absolutely ruined his day

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

sometimes i just really want to apply a bunch of little stickers to a toy

i swear its on my hierarchy of needs

in a fun turn of events in the middle of the oil apocalypse, one of australia's two remaining oil refineries just caught fire. it only supplies 10% of the national total but happens to be only 40 minutes from here and supplies 50% of the petrol to this state

so fuck us in particular

today i waded underboob deep in nasty ass swamp water to rescue an aptly named swamp hen

this called for an immediate dettol bath afterwards

the point of this is every single clavicular manosphere man of today would wither up and die if he simply entered the room

his part of the job was chiseling the old tiles from the wall that mustve been attached with some kind of now-banned adhesive because they were only chipping off in tiny jagged fragments

he was hot, sweaty, wearing a singlet and covered in blood because he did not wear any kind of safety gear

the first time i noticed a masculine manly man of the kind that are familiar from action movies, i was about 7 or 8 years old. he was a contractor working on our kitchen renovation. he looked a bit like duke nukem, if duke nukem was an australian bogan who did a bit too much meth

we were out looking for a brushtail and a man who looked like Senor Spielbergo parked and got out of his car.. to ask directions

what an incredible experience in 2026

maps apps are great but they have robbed us of simple little social interactions

i hope you found your way, king

in an edited screenshot from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Anthony and Kate Bridgerton from Bridgerton are shown taking a stroll through DS9's promenade. They are somewhat desaturated and slightly blurred to match the very 90's image quality of the original screen capture.

my brain when i hear the word "promenade" as both a Star Trek fan and a Bridgerton fan

20-something millennial feminists got mild traction on tumblr and twitter for like four entire years and now every major media corporation is like "toy story 6 should be about the dangers of race mixing"

"if you were in charge of star trek what would you do?"

allow alien races to be licensed out for regular shows. no explanation. an office sitcom with a Vulcan boss. sports with Klingons. a cardassian with the kardashians. political drama with a romulan. ferengi financial correspondant

on friday we rescued a lone immobile ibis, and after two days of care and fluids, today we got to release that ibis into a colony!

the way it honked at the others and flew over to join them is everything

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

good feeling when youre checking out some little guy on wikipedia and their infobox has the "least concern" circle

Just learned about how the “racing sperm with one winner” thing is myth and eggs are entirely responsible for both luring and then choosing from the multitude at its leisure and I’m just amazed how sexist our society remains, down to the cellular level

why simply have a chill saturday afternoon with some lego sets when you could make it terrifying by including the lorikeet?

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

one of the greatest crimes a fish and chip shop can commit is selling mass produced frozen potato cakes

this is the first time in six years ive been forced to leave a negative google review

if you can't make your own, don't offer them. simple! we'd look at the menu, go 'oh they don't have potato cakes' and go somewhere else that actually deserves our business and didn't lure us in and leave us embittered with a freezerburn flavoured lie

porting into harandar be like

attended our first captive bolt euthanasia of a roo today. it was confronting. very different to be more complicit in the death than just capturing and transporting the animal to a veterinary professional behind closed doors

the bang was quieter than I expected

austin huxworth doesnt get enough hate

why is rommath so mad about umbric when the absolutely terrifying psychopath astalor bloodsworn exists