Verdict: Kinda weird, kinda good? It tastes just like you think it would, Mountain Dew mixed with cream soda.

No team in baseball has a longer winning streak than the Cubs' current six-game streak.

What if the Cubs never lose again

Dillon Brooks every time he plays basketball

Go Cubs Go

Love some morning baseball

Happy Boston Marathon Day

Please give me $6.5 mil to live in Miami for a year

We have reached the “wake up with the sun” time of year, the greatest time.

I’m gonna write a musical about this

Duke Skeleton

Oh, and Jim Cornelison (famed anthem singer from Chicago sports teams) sang the anthem and it was incredible

That was awesome

I was right the first time

Arsenal falling apart is not enjoyable

I LOVE SOCCER

I hate soccer

I need a cigarette

Good Lord Arsenal

Holy shit Raya

"LIV Golf was just as loud and stupid as Entertainment 720, and also paid past-their-prime athletes exorbitant amounts of money to stand around and do nothing … except the people in charge were spending money mostly to distract from various human rights violations"

Arsenal plz

Cool, winter is back

I took no pleasure in that 📈😬 Plus a charted review of the macro crosscurrents 🔀

I took no pleasure in that 📈😬 www.tker.co/p/i-took-no-...

Let’s get crazy today

I’ve been there. If you ever wanna chat, hit me up and I’ll be here.

At this point who can say

Just missing two old school knee braces

Evergreen tweet

Man I wish I lived closer to you