Someone’s drawn a big cock on his head with a marker

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x

Every few years I give it another go, thinking I must be missing something… but no, it’s still shit

#Portfolioday

Hello, I'm an illustrator from the UK, i like sci-fi and big landscapes. Here are some of my latest works.

I think we’re at the point where it’s worth starting him on wednesday

Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives | Hettie O'Brien These companies now own everything from nurseries to care homes, squeezing vital services for profit while we foot the bill, says Hettie O’Brien, author of The Asset Class: How Private Equity Turned C...

Private equity controls our lives from the cradle to the grave.

Profiteers from hospitals, nurseries, housing, care homes, undertakers.

Business model - high prices, low staffing/wages, high debt, asset-stripping, tax abuse.

Life commodified & financialised.

Profits for the few, misery for many.

I’m sure there’s a Seinfeld sketch for pretty much anything posted on this account

A Twitter screenshot dated the 8th of April 2013 from Tony Gallagher, who was Daily Telegraph editor at the time. It reads: "Tony Gallagher @gallaghereditor We have closed comments on every #Thatcher story today - even our address to email tributes is filled with abuse"

happy anniversary!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🎉

Banning Kanye West from entering the UK over anti-Semitism concerns then posting about it in a self-satisfied way on on the Nazi app owned by the Nazi sympathiser is just a perfect encapsulation of this government

Seconded

Yeah, feels like the game is done there. Give it 10-15 minutes, and then maybe it’s about saving legs for PSG

Hope you have a Good Friday

Using Spotify is just as bad as using X, in some aspects, even more consequential: Spotify is actively killing music, not just exploiting musicians. All other streaming platforms are better, and have as wide a choice. Migrating your playlists is dead easy. Please leave that evil platform - now.

I’d go even if it was only probable, rather than guaranteed

Me and my group of friends were all really into China Drum back in the day - always nice to see that they’re good guys too

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

I just tell people to leave

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

jk rowling spends money she makes from harry potter on stripping rights away from me personally. this is not a hypothetical scenario. that's where it goes if you buy wizard crap.

Also, you got old

Is it basically savoury cake? If so, colour me intrigued

I’ve finally started DK Bananza, which is fun - also a restart of Oblivion on the PS5

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

The number of times that bloody track woke me up at night…

Dragon posting 💠

They Killed Normal and Called It Progress Julia Roberts, Applebee's, Bandcamp, your manager, and the death of everything in between. (Also, Sweetgreen is the A24 of dining and I will die on this hill.)

This is very good, on how we got rid of all the middle-of-the-road stuff and will come to regret it.

Via @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com's also very good newsletter which you should subscribe to

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Fuck me, I made a right meal out of that

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