Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
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Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

All this has got me wondering what that there Paul Joseph Watson is up to these days. Ragebait not paying the bills like it used to.

OBVIOUSLY I have spoken of this several times, but it's that Shergar was killed so the queen could get his heart, and that's why she lived so long

Rebekah is the first of multiple new hires coming in as the site deepens its commitment to original reporting, analysis, and features covering the industry, player communities, and gaming culture.

Also there's finally someone on staff to tackle all the metroidbrania games I'm too dumb for!

Genuinely stoked to see the site flourishing

real heads know to look up the menu hours before arrival

I am on deadline so of course idly started to outline an entirely different book

WOAH! Amazing news! You're going to smash it!

This is mine! Tied with “all I know is my gut says maybe”

He's gonna spike his hair up with gel to look like a nu metal singer

Voters have just today left to register to vote for the local elections taking place across England on 7 May. Anyone who wants to take part must register before 11.59pm tonight.

Registering takes minutes at gov.uk/register-to-vote. Just need name, address & National Insurance number. Pass it on.

Time to retire “gender critical views”. Recognition of material reality is not a quaint niche belief. Gender identity ideology on the other hand is delusional, toxic and incompatible with science, and should disqualify adherents from all responsible posts.

Gender Critical Commitment to Free Speech:

Here's prominent Gender Critical barrister Naomi Cunningham saying anyone who disagrees with her beliefs on sex should be disqualified "from all responsible posts".

Do you reckon they might just be using the "free speech" thing as a reactionary wedge?

Also, Pomodoro

Many great writers have given good and positive advice, but if all else fails here is a secret evil truth:
If you go and read something by an overconfident straight white dude who failed upwards despite producing inescapably mediocre work, you may find that spite can be a horrible motivator

Huge delight as the guard assigned to the busiest platform going towards London has changed the tone of his announcements. We’ve gone from “train approaching, please stand behind the yellow line” to “if we could all use our collective common sense, that would be great”.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Just saw a young man wearing two fedoras, literally a hat on a hat, and the one on the top was back to front.

Great company for the NHS to work with 🤌

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

I was there with someone in a wheelchair so he came over to us, and at that point I felt it was rude to go “oh no body of Christ for me thanks, I already ate”

Technically I think they already got me with a drive by communion in a hospital three years ago

If he dies in the next few days I will convert to Catholicism.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

Critics’ week: self-medicating with a dubious picross game Game critic, author and podcaster Alice Bell attempts to explain why she plays Nonograms CrossMe for three hours a day. And sometimes longer.

Missed this going live! Very pleased that I got to write a little piece about the game I have in fact played most in my life: a dubious picross mobile game. mobilegamer.biz/critics-week...

Some of you have never pretended that packing the big shop is a new Olympic sport and you are representing your country in the time trials and will lose points for packing frozen goods with tins, and it shows.

Idk if I was an opposition party I’d want the charisma void that everyone hates to stay in power as long as possible

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, asking "You know what the best part of my day is?"

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, saying "It's for about ten seconds: from when I open BlueSky and it's broken and I'm waiting for it to load."

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck: "'Cause I think maybe it'll never load and they'll never fix it and you won't be there."