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Posts by Eric Hartman

I'll take that hunch as data as it fits *my* priors

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@adarowski.bsky.social is there any way of parsing Immaculate Grid data to see which teams players are most associated with? A small debate amongst some pals today arose on what team Eric Hinske would be a legend of to the layperson

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@blakemurphy.bsky.social

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my friends and i even decided it wasnt worth getting together because we knew itd go too late

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Loved this

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Sure, but that discussion must have happened almost 25 years ago at this point

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had the same thought

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Wish it was possible to turn this into a list. Would love it as a tab I could check in on when I want to dig in on baseball. @bsky.app much to consider

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Good one DC

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I think how many scott boras appearances is considerably werider than how many player names J(G)imenez play for the team (complimentary)

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@blakemurphy.bsky.social dam

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@bkuh.bsky.social u like what u c

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Where does team defense factor into these calculations? Thanks Ben!

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I am saddened to learn of the passing of Neil Sedaka, one of the pioneers of the early days of rock and roll. He made many great songs from that era, including those he wrote for others. May his memory be a blessing.

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@johncullen.bsky.social what'd you think of tonight's jeopardy. a pal of mine was on it and wanna be able to give the "expert's review"

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its more bsky coded

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Even if he's not much of a player I feel bad for him on a Pierson Ohl level

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@afraidofwasps.bsky.social really funny tweet just now

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Thanks Tom!

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@tangotiger.com does the % indicate the break even point for a challenge to be worth it?

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@adarowski.bsky.social congrats on the BR update! I need to do some soul searching to see if I'll be a nav bar open or closed guy

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okada was at this game

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fun one

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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really amazing shows on the tour. enjoy

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that's wild

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One in every 10 or so rare Jays captures a deep melancholy

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News bad

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@thezubes.bsky.social

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