So they are planning on hand to hand combat in Iran. Good luck with that.

I wish we could find a way to force Congress to work as much as they require people getting SNAP benefits to work. It seems that should be the bottom line for free healthcare, 100% paid retirement and no consequences for anything they do or say.

It certainly would be less stressful for her, since congress does absolutely nothing ever. That should work. Lots of times for naps and tea.

Trump breaks everything he touches. Now he is breaking the United States.

It is caused by skin cream?!? How stupid do they think we all are?

How sad for US Men's Hockey. Everything Trump touches dies.

If Trump truly sleeps only 2 hours out of 24, his brain is deprived of the necessary fuel it needs. No wonder he seems demented most of the time.

Then stop your AI from dispensing slop. That could be a first step.

There likely has never been any human in the history of humanity who knew less than Mike Johnson. It must require very hard work to remain so uninformed.

He is in a complete fog all the time.

RFK, Jr. thinks ingesting anything but road kill causes autism.

Why would this surprise anyone? Utah Shakespeare has been around since 1961. Anyone who is "surprised" has certainly not been paying attention.

Why the hell did they sign?

Only an actual reporter would ask a question like that.

What are they going to do? Stand around and look bored? Sleep on the ground with no toilet facilities, food or water like they did in Los Angeles? What, exactly, are their specific assignments? Protect Big Balls the next time he gets in his car?

And, like the misogynist he is, he talks right over her answer.

Of course he will pardon her. And she will go back to doing what she does best. And her "clients" will go back to doing what they like best. And Trump will continue being the despicable person he has always been. And in Trump world life will go on as usual.

Of course he will pardon her. And she will go back to doing what she does best. And her "clients" will go back to doing what they like best. And "life goes on" in Trump world.

Truth is a good defense.

Trump has accomplished more in the way of the downfall of democracy and the transition to dictatorship than any other President (or person) in the history of the country. Perhaps he should get another gold plated award for his gilded Oval Office.

My absolute favorite comedian! He is brilliant.

Sugar is sugar. At a cellular level your body doesn't care. A little is fine. A lot is not. Drink water and don't take health advice from someone with a brain worm who eats road kill.

Perhaps dealing with a major flood and dead children is more important than "raising one's hand." People usually move on from first grade, but it seems the mayor has not.

Dems often count of things "being obvious" to voters. Nothing is obvious to the public unless you point it out over and over again in capital letters. Trump posts his lies in big bold print and shouts his false promises repeatedly and people believe. Dems need to speak in a way people can hear.

I know I feel safer. At least he can show us how to bag our bread correctly just before the next 9/11 event.

He likes trucks. Maybe they could give him a few Matchbox trucks to occupy his mind while the grownups work.

It's almost as if this is exactly what they want...which it is.

The "bottom line" is his people go in cosplay military outfits dressed as if they were invading Fallujah to arrest someone doing dishes in a Mom and Pop restaurant.

I imagine the prospects are very good for a "legion of clones" to prevail against any kind of illness. I very much wish we had a "legion of clones" as our current President.

"...whatever President Trump thinks and says." So, I guess Joe Biden is a robot clone. Got it.