This is the only day of the year I don't get stoned, because fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

there's a song for everything.ty

healing from trauma has some bitchin side effects yo

Ovulating so hard that I’d fuck somebody even after they texted “your so beautiful”

I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.

post a picture of where you want to hold hands with me challenge

*gives you a pie*

just biding my time until i’ve been fully accepted into cat society

saving marriage for sex

please always remember that as weird as i may seem on this web site, i am even weirder in real life

leaning on the guardrails

sometimes i write like english is my second language, other times my third or fourth

A bluesky error message “There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.”

@moderation.bsky.app i think i figured out what the problem is. theyre called skeets, that’s why “posts” aren’t loading

i wanna buy a really good hug i do not have a job but i can pay in blood or kohls cash

abominable skeet

yet¡

i don't want to live in a world where we have benches you can't nap on

loading screen..as if you hadn't heard

wonder what the C is for hmm

claude broke my reginos

"i am become claude, destroyer of bluesky"

-sloppenheimer

bells on bobtails ring...

beware all ides really

beware the ides of april as well

but babe,

i thought it was a little late for roll call

present

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fraternal order of dysmantlers

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