Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

She raised concerns about her company's contracts with ICE. Then she lost her job Billie Little had worked for Thomson Reuters for about two decades. She was fired after questioning whether federal immigration agents unlawfully used their products.

She was fired after questioning her company’s contracts with ICE

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Nuggets have lost the mandate of ethical hoops heaven since Adelman took over.

I now have a working theory as to why they buried this movie.

So the Houston Rockets are total frauds, is what I'm getting from this first round.

We appreciate your energy and coverage, Jon.

I feel my brains being sucked out through my ears watching this stuff.

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .

Me turning on the Wolves game halfway into the first period.

My entire timeline right now is just people posting one guy's name.

'Keil!

This is the way.

Spill away = flop like a fish

I want every good thing possible for KAT pretty much forever.

The Hawks are just much more interesting to watch, and NAW is my dude, but KAT'S my guy.

Cowards.

Anyone reasonably informed on this would have come to the same conclusion.

3 years into this stuff and still no normal person could answer the question “what’s your favourite piece of AI art?”

This is the way.

I've had several conversations that started with me trying to explain how the top Court has fundamentally changed and ended with me trying to explain "Calvinball." There are layers of groundwork that need to be laid for those without legal training.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

Ooh, I think it's worth a watch, personally. He's much less Tom Cruise-y in it.

This is the way.

Like, I felt a little down after the Nugs game, but man, at least I'm not a Sixers or Suns fan right now.

Have you a take to share on Collateral? Written or otherwise?

Every Cyberpunk author: In my book I invented the concept of the evil tech megacorp as a cautionary tale.

Palantir: At long last, we have created the evil tech megacorp from every classic cyberpunk novel.

the tech fascists think they are so clever and smart but their entire worldview is just a bunch of stale apologetics for race hatred and fascism

Fascists will tell you that women shouldn't do science, that they're less good at it, and that they don't even like it. They should be at home tradwifing it up for some dude.🤡

Reality tells you that women are out here curing cancer.

Dr. Doudna, Dr. Kariko & Dr. Türeci (a co-author on this paper👍🏿👩🏻‍🔬)

Animal in a KAT #32 Wolves jersey and hat.

I miss him.