Trying to dodge showers whilst Berry lags back with a seagull.. 🤨

Hello young lady. 😊
I thought I'd try to give this another go

You can’t even look at me can you, Agnes?

Autocorrect changed jacuzzi to Yakuza & now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Wow

😂😂
I look different in long trousers?
Pretty good thanks pal.

Fuck. I forgot about the chippy.

It's a million miles away from the rainy northwest.
You'll adjust. Just don't put pressure on yourself & go with the flow.
From a chilly Devonian that is 😁

These things take time. Bet doggo is loving the climate though

How's life in the sunshine treating you?

Morning old bean

My 2025 resolution is to wallpaper my bedroom in velcro & I intend to stick to it

I just met the guy who invented window sills.

Ledge.

To whoever stole my glasses.

I have contacts.

😂

Most informative

Enjoy your BBQ sauces 😂

I'm willing to swap. 😁

Olivers sarnie

Can't think of the joke for this but the punchline is something something something live stream

Merry Xmas Em x

Hahaha I could actually make use of them

Amazing turnout at the local Christmas swim.

Anyone get a worse present than assorted BBQ sauces?
Thought not..

Degrinched.
First Christmas day off in eons.
Enjoy the festivities.

Sprouts are the food of Satan.

Merry Christmas 🎄

Have an epic Christmas and an even more epic 2025 pal.
Keep up the good work

✊️💛

I got a 2kg pork pie from my secret santa.

Christmas should be every 4 years like the Olympics

😂😂