Driving is a love hate relationship, except when I have to drive in manhattan, then it’s seething rage

My mom is watching a Spanish movie, dubbed in English, with Spanish subtitles….. Spanish is her first language

webcam adventure 📹

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I believe in enby supremacy. I’m on my hands and knees for them

Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

If you don’t tell me how good my sunny side up eggs look, we aren’t really friends

First mocktail I had since I quit drinking 13 months ago and nothing has made me miss alcohol like this drink

It was the first time I saw them smile that whole time so I think it’s safe to say, yes

On ft with a friend during their mental breakdown and they’re crying over the venom twerking emote in marvel rivals

I think I have gotten an accumulated 4 hours of sleep since Friday

Time for my monthly binge of Say Anything cause being an emo was never a phase

God I just absolutely love black women

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Men invented missionary so they can learn how to twerk

im here to administer your treatment ✨️

Stuffy nose giving me flashbacks to when I used to do a mountain of coke ever week

Brain is soup, will be curled up in a ball under my blankets for the foreseeable future

Knuckle tattoos that say HONK HONK

So real

That doesn’t sound like a reason to not get more, just gotta read faster lmao

Why not tho?

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Rang in the new year sick and watching JoJo’s