If you called her "the goat," I think you'd get one of the most withering staredowns in history. But the truth is the truth. Happy 94th to Elaine May. Long may she reign!
Posts by Jeremy Fassler
I'll confess I only watched a little bit of it. Glad to know it rises above the Walk Hard moment when Whitney goes on for the person whose voice is sore!
“Get outta here Michael, you don’t want nonna this shit!”
“What is it?”
“It’s Graham King! He produced Bohemian Rhapsody and the Whitney Houston movie nobody saw! He’ll turn your life into Walk Hard! You don’t want it!”
“I think I want it! Hee hee!”
Prince died 10 years ago today and I will not vote for any Democrat in 2028 who does not promise to bring him back to life.
Being unpleasant to work with (according to the people on the Braddock town council) and chasing down an unarmed Black man with a shotgun.
Just for once I’d love to see a leftist use LBJ and the Great Society as their benchmark for a progressive, activist government instead of FDR and The New Deal—because its omission highlights the racial disparity of the far left’s coalition.
Senator Mark Warner's daughter, Madison, has passed away after battling health issues...
A few lines down in the comments...
"Think about all the Palestinian children you helped murder."
And that is how you lose support for your causes.
Leftists made the entire 2020 primary about M4A and spent years saying if you didn’t support it you wanted people to die. Then they pivoted to Gaza, told people not to vote in 24 and now the next Dem president has to repair the damage, which won’t include doing M4A. It’s - not - happening.
M4A is a dead issue. It’s not happening. Nobody’s position on it matters.
No he won’t. He’ll lose by double digits.
Also Clancy is MAGA and Ron is one of the foremost Trump haters, so your analogy works there too.
A hundred years ago, the Democrats were deeply divided between a progressive wing and a conservative wing, and maintained what party unity they could by allowing white supremacists to set policy on anything touching on race.
No. He was always a loose cannon. The stroke made it worse, but the talking point of “he was fine until the stroke” is just a way for his most hardcore supporters to cover their ass because they ignored every red flag along the way.
Love the Pitt, love reading articles about the Pitt, and have two very strong takes on the Pitt:
1) The bravest thing the show has done is to allow Robby to be a genuine asshole. Trauma does not make people saints!
2) The worst thing the show runners & writers could do is listen to fans.
The right has strategically placed operatives at positions of influence in major social media and tech companies the same way they had a program for decades to place right wing lawyers in clerkships and judgeships and right wing reporters and editors at mainstream papers. The Plot to Enslave America
Well good thing he’s not running for re-election!
I knew Caitlyn Jenner wasn’t shit during her coming out interview when she told Diane Sawyer “I’m a Republican because I believe in the Constitution.”
People isn't owned by die-hard Republicans.
It drives me absolutely bonkers.
Hasan Piker said the collapse of the Soviet Union was a catastrophe this week, so I finally took the gloves off.
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This is the man Olivia Nuzzi ruined her career for.
TMZ will never be serious journalists. The only thing they ever do accurately is reveal celebrity deaths before the rest of the news does.
So today at work I'm unloading two full trucks by myself. Roughly 2200 tires and 63000lbs to move by the end of my shift. I will never be as Working Class as a cokehead podcaster who hates liberals.
1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people.
The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work.
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It’s literally just affirmative action for conservatives.
Criterion's July slate it might be my favorite month of theirs ever: Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Oshima's Cruel Story of Youth, The Crying Game, Hud (one of the greatest 1960s American films!), and a Mike Mills set of Beginners, 20th Century Women, and C'mon C'mon. Goodbye, disposable income!
Old woman: “Nicole, what’s Heaven like?”
Nicole: (sighs) “We come to this place for magic…”