Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine

what if I made everyone come to me while I laid in bed hahahahahah

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the second Elphaba put on that sweater:

just in time to celebrate her fav holiday the next day

also couldn’t believe that would overshadow: “BOQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as an insane highlight hahahahha

actively 0.00000000001% sensual while she puts on 85 layers and stares at a wall hahahhaah

imagine the garment you would put on to say "listen just so you know under no circumstances will anything horny happen now" and increase its size by 125%

this 100% feels like what is happening the whole production is like "absolutely NOT there are barbies to sell" and everyone pulled out the asbestos blanket

FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK

ELPHABA:

jonathan bailey is snapping off his suspenders and this lady is crawling into her duvet fort

my favourite part of WICKED 2 was when they got to the song about Fucking and she pulled on the most enormous and thick sweater blanket you've ever seen

SCREAMINGGGGGGGAGAGAGEBSHDBDHSSH 💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚🧡💚

Alan Shemper doing his standup set in Wet Hot American Summer

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.

wait what time is the rapture

Writers Guild Rips ABC’s Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ From Air: “The WGA Stands With Jimmy Kimmel and His Writers” SAG-AFTRA also released a statement following the news, noting, "The decision to suspend airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is the type of suppression and retaliation that endangers everyone’s freedoms."

🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

it is!!!! hahhahahahahh

Boy Kavalier: “I have a trillion dollars”
also Boy Kavalier:

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?

TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

jesus christ

GILMORE GIRLS REUNION BRB SOBBING #emmys

JEFF HILLER 😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕😭💕 #emmys

THE CBB BUMP IN EFFECT

iconic #Emmys

Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death" REGISTER AT COMIACICO HOUGHTCRIME 0:09 ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

I’m thrilled to emerge from a cave to finally share this *huge news*! Can’t wait for you all to hear what we’ve been barely generating! You’re gonna love Sally Food + the gang! 🥰

#podcasts #Al #future #podcasting

Etsy witch stock has just SKYROCKETED

This is a couple of weeks old, but i just saw it. Holy crap. This is big news, and I'd guess a harbinger for our economy as companies flee the uncertain status of well, everything. here.