Love me, hate me, but you'll never forget me. ๐
Posts by Alexandra The Great
I appreciate that so much!!! ๐ฅฐ
I regret to inform you that after Last Time, I no longer accept sports cars as gifts. ๐
So @lululavigne.bsky.social will accept it on my behalf!
Don't let Drina stir up drama!!! ๐ญ
Right now, the world needs all the fashion advice it can get. ๐
I had SO much fun at my #birthday party today!!! ๐ฅณ๐
(It's exclusive, you weren't invited.)
Some people REALLY need to hear this! ๐ฅฒ
Showers are just maintenance between baths! ๐งผ
Yeah, especially since R&D hadn't solved the bath water tech yet, so it was just a normal water bottle I flipped from down the street. ๐ฐ
But they know exactly how to make you feel good! Infinite supply! Til prison do us part! ๐ญ
So technically I only had a stock of 1, because it was just an unfinished prototype...
But it actually sold out, for โฌ100 per unit! ๐ค
I need that but, like, in spell form for people I want! ๐
I thought for sure I did toxic things in relationships, but looking back on it now??? I was pretty much a sweet angel to everyone!
I guess I did dump a potential Forever Partner to chase my dealer, he didn't deserve that. ๐ฅฒ
There's literally nothing wrong with me!!! ๐ญ
It's never too late to make new mistakes! ๐
What do you mean TRIED??? ๐ค
I literally sold out my whole stock in one event!
Can I date again? ๐ค
BlueSky is like a different area code from X, right?
Yes, I do rank my friends! ๐
It creates a healthy culture of competition (for my attention).
I met him a few times! ๐คฃ
I couldn't decide if his story was true or if he was just CRAZY for attention! But everyone was always happy to see him!
I wonder how he's doing! ๐
People on the outside don't get him for the same reasons they never got me. ๐ช
Guilty! ๐
People are so happy to support their dreams with money, and I am so happy to take it from them. ๐ฅฐ
A price??? ๐
Maybe you can quell my ethereal wrath with my love of capitalism... ๐ฐ
I'm here to haunt you, Tamiko.
I know what you did. ๐ป
It's my patented Honey - Sunny - Money technique!
I should start a new business. ๐ค
Life hasn't always gone my way.
And yet, I always go my own way. ๐ธ
You have my vote! โ๏ธ
But I'm sure some greedy people out there only want to exploit your constituents just to enrich themselves on the black market. ๐ข
Not me though! ๐
Thanks!!! ๐
I have a strict skincare routine of honey masks, sunny weather, and a bank full of money. ๐
The back of a victorious woman standing with her hands on her hips. She stands on a winter mountaintop with snowy trees in the distance. The moon's god rays illuminate her crown and gladiatorial armor as she scans the horizon ahead.
A queen will always turn pain into power. ๐