Can relate

Southern Illinois Quiz: Dispensary Name or Church? Do you come here to seek the face of God or to go to church?

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#SouthernIL #Satire #Midwest
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Meta Is Draining My Will to Live From the editor's desk

On starting a new outlet for satire in 2026, a recent history on the uncaring thumb of the Meta behemoth, and an AI support chat so bad I’m worried it damaged my brain…
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Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex
Carol help us
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Police K-9 Wants Suspect to Throw Gun Again He won't let anyone else near it

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"Unprompted, Benson leapt from the woods with the firearm in his mouth, much to the concern of both the suspect and the officer. Benson then dropped the weapon at the suspect’s feet and waited like a good boy."

It’s a great week in Illinois for those pants that unzip into four different lengths of shorts.

I accidentally made frozen air fryer burgers from an ad for hearing aids the other day

[on a recipe page]

Me, begging, tears in my eyes: Please. Please, for the love of God, please just tell me where the recipe is

Exhausted Admin Locks Comments Under Subdivision Easter Egg Hunt Post
That's three years in a row

#Easter #SouthernIllinois #satire
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This is the perfect region to be amped that U of I is in the mix but not really care too much which way it goes.

Did a DoorDash driver get mad and put someone's Panda Express down on the sidewalk and drive off? Because...that has happened...

It’s really just a series of tunnels and train overpasses.

But yes, it’s scary.

Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest County to consider temporary moratorium on humans

Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest

County to consider temporary moratorium on humans

#midwest #SouthernIllinois #Satire
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Crazy coincidence that his name is Richard Neighbor.

Good morning, Illinois. Time to walk the property to see what the category 3 Easter bunny left you overnight. We’re hoping for a bent-up trampoline.

Literally Edwardsville, Illinois 😂

Not to mention the gates of Hell

Neighborhood Guy’s Fancy Golf Cart Upside Down in More Ways Than One It rolled once for every year of payments he has left

Neighborhood Guy’s Fancy Golf Cart Upside Down in More Ways Than One
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Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot They didn't even have what he needed

Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot
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