Could Harris have won if she didn’t have less time to run than any candidate ever? We’ll never know because JoBi waited until the end of July ‘24 to hand her the bag of stench he’d filled

Feelings are swell. If they want to win they should think. The most popular Democratic politician now is Mamdani. Know why he isn’t shaming people who didn’t vote for him? Because he won. Does not compute for Democratic leadership

He could have skipped the last hundred visits to the gym and still stole everybody’s girl, but I guess he was determined to make another Creed

Isn’t he afraid to go to either LA or New York

I hope he makes everybody submit a urine sample

On top of everything else, the NBA playoffs just started. Hope they like hot takes

Hey everybody, the party leading the fight against antisemitism doesn’t want a Jewish economy

“Biblical masculinity.” Brb I’m gonna find a few hundred wives

The miracle of the guns and butter

Actually half the cast of Barney Miller could have been Columbos

Jack Soo, Barney Miller

Diversity is our strength

Ruffalo is the most disheveled, or least sheveled, actor of our time

'The answer is no': Pro-Palestinian delegates say their request for a speaker at DNC was shut down Leaders of a Democratic protest-vote movement pushing back on the handling of the Israel-Hamas war say their request to have a Palestinian American speak at the Democratic National Convention has been...

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I’m sure Republicans would be thrilled if chatbots dissuaded users from buying guns

It’s like if the Dallas Cowboys played the Duke men’s basketball team. Can they please both lose, and badly

Kamala Harris. You’ve heard the name?

Serious risk of pinkeye

If we’re assuming that Harris herself was a smol bean who had no control over who spoke at her nominating convention, Jaime Harrison was head of the DNC at the time

Congressional Republicans, who have all of two Jews in their caucus, deliver lectures on Jewish history to university leaders. "I want you to kneel down and touch the stone which paved the grounds of Auschwitz," the Oregon Republican Lori Chavez-DeRemer declared at a hearing in May, urging a visit to D.C.'s Holocaust museum. "I want you to peer over the countless shoes of murdered Jews." She gave no indication of knowing that one of the leaders she was addressing had been a victim of antisemitism or that another was the descendant of Holocaust survivors.

RIP Lori Chavez-DeRemer. I’ll always remember what we had

The grit is a flexible foodstuff. Like rice—you can pudding it, you can pilaf that fucker, sushi it up, krispie the bitch,

I do agree that she shouldn’t have distracted from her written policies with the things she said and did. We’re on the same page there. Let’s see how she handles 2028.

You seem pretty smug for someone who was part of the Harris campaign in Michigan. If she wanted people to focus on her great platform should she have asked Bill Clinton and Richie Torres not to speak in the state? Might they have reinforced the impression that supporting Israel was part of her plan?

Well, the stupidest soldiers would have turned it down

Yeah. He’s the professor, the economy is the student, Trump is the dean, and Little Saint James is where they all went for spring break

“If elected I will put a Republican in my cabinet” was very much her platform. She said that it was the single way her administration would differ from Biden’s. You should have run her campaign, maybe emphasized policy

Mine’s tomorrow. Twinsies!

The year started with Bowie dying. A bad omen

Neither is Schumer. Him and Biden are true believers. You’d have to blackmail those guys into NOT supporting Israel unconditionally.

Netanyahu’s name apparently appears in the Epstein files a lot. Maybe he’s extorting himself

Promising to put a Republican in her cabinet, campaigning with Republicans, having Republican speakers at the convention, talking about having the most lethal military,

What day is your birthday