Civilian Translation: In military terms, adding “fucking” raises the urgency level beyond any prior "ASAP."

Yes, ma’am. Understood. Loud and clear.

Welcome back, Cathy.

Yay! That's fantastic!

It's time to begin data collection and preservation at the most basic levels.

Eating on the go. Fantastic video!

Northern Italy and Germany. Great-grandparents and Grandma immigrated through Ellis Island at the turn of the century.

Indoor recess is so much fun!

Have you watched the Crank films?

Stop by this way...

I thought this was supposed to be the "good place." (Sarcasm)