Salmon's face with reddish eyes and dilated pupils

Cocaine Salmon Would Like to See You Swim That Far Upstream without a Little Bump: tinyurl.com/5er8hhhj

It’s too damn expensive to be poor

2026-04-14 21:55:01 #717573 old lavender

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The color of the sky in Seattle is old lavender #717573

a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign . ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .

Just weeks after his book came out

2026-04-10 13:55:01 #cdd2e1 languid lavender

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The color of the sky in Seattle is languid lavender #cdd2e1

Dolores, we love you always. On your birthday, we celebrate your voice, your leadership, your conviction, and your strength.

Happy birthday, querida amiga.
Siempre contigo. ❤️

Apparently Seattle’s water had cocaine, caffeine, and antidepressants.

Yeah that seems right

It’s not only shit AI it’s condescending too!!

We’ve got one of those!

Silverdale Plumbing youtu.be/OSPqFr49G74

Isn’t this just Florida?

Correction: it was a hammer

I’m never leaving Seattle

If you’re curious I’ll do my best here to describe it very simply. A man hits a woman with a bat, she falls down, he hits her more.

You really don’t need to see more than that

I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.

'I don't recognize your authority'; Sheriffs' association could expel Pierce County sheriff over comments at legislative hearing SPOKANE, Wash - A western Washington sheriff says he doesn't believe lawmakers can tell him what to do and his comments are sparking controversy with other sheriffs in the state.

Not arrested but definitely a crazy dude…

TIL the first paragraph of Lorem Ipsum is 69 words long, and that's just, you know, nice.

TV anti-war ad from 1971

It breaks my heart to see propaganda like this. These are OUR SONS & DAUGHTERS NEEDLESSLY SENT INTO HARMS WAY - only to satisfy the insatiable desires of a LUNATIC. I’m MAD AS HELL & I HOPE YOU ARE TOO. May God protect our innocent children, used as PAWNS by the MADMAN we call “President.”

Maybe he should consider not flying AF1 so damn much

We used to be a proper country

So they could “help” with the library’s ransomware issue last year

2026-03-31 22:55:01 #717473 old lavender

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The color of the sky in Seattle is old lavender #717473

A picture of a pancake on a sidewalk.

[David Attenborough voice]

As the wild pancake warms itself in the morning sun, it is completely unaware that a human adolescent will eat it on a dare.

Yay! My butterfly garden works!

Not in Seattle?

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Good morning. Here's some Art.