"what band is that shirt you are wearing?" - barista

"it's not a band. It's wrestling. It's a tag team called demolition." - me

"I need to watch more wrestling."

"You really do."

Entitled fans are the fuckin worst.

People who show up to hotels & airports to take pictures of wrestlers are the dirt worst.

Fuck them all. Get a life you fuckin dorks.

Your Favorite Funcle

I am aware.

Great reference

Put the bunny back in the box.

Because I was talking shit about VKM, someone took a Pic of mine & used AI to make me enjoying a milk shake with Vince. I hate AI but this was intended to piss me off & only made me laugh.

Thanks to @sydneyaubert.bsky.social for the @speedballbailey.bsky.social friendship bracelet.

Hogan was worried this might happen.

Darby Alvin

Dobby Allin